spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh - ThreadSky

vandroidhelsing.bsky.social • 81 days ago

spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh

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doc-mac.bsky.social•80 days ago

larissa-1.bsky.social•80 days ago

Currently listening to Hurrian Hymn no.6 on my way to Ea Nasir's Copper Shop 🔥🔥🔥

dndsoren.bsky.social•80 days ago

Unfortunately, I have some bad news for you about the quality of copper you purchased.

Source: I'm Nanni.

larissa-1.bsky.social•79 days ago

SHOULD'VE WARNED ME EARLIER. THIS IS THE WORST COPPER I'VE EVER SEEN, WHAT THE HELL??? CAN'T BELIEVE I CROSSED THIS WHOLE FREAKING DESERT FOR SOME SHITTY ASS COPPER. HALF OF IT IS OXIDIZED WHAT DO I EVEN DO WITH THIS CRAP.

tanoshii-ne.bsky.social•80 days ago

Medieval ages were NOT 916 BC

lizardsrcool.bsky.social•80 days ago

They do not mention the Medieval period.

tanoshii-ne.bsky.social•80 days ago

Yes because marketplaces with bards playing lyres were tooootally ancient Greece! Also the replies speaking an exaggerated version of english from that time period isn't helping

mimimedusa.bsky.social•81 days ago

@michellefranklin.bsky.social this u?

michellefranklin.bsky.social•81 days ago

Yo, the song of Ugarit was TOIGHT

khadimbaluch.bsky.social•81 days ago

🎶 Toss a coin to your Witcher 🎶

jesushchr1st.bsky.social•81 days ago

That guy with the lyre was killer though.

And the other 3 towns away with a lute? *chefs kiss*

dragonwings78.bsky.social•80 days ago

The number of comments in this thread taking this post seriously is far too high. 🤣🤣

agentcooper1983.bsky.social•80 days ago

"and man are his arms TIRED"

traceetr.bsky.social•81 days ago

😂

urziel99.bsky.social•81 days ago

Average of more than once a day. Man's got free time.

pete-etep.bsky.social•81 days ago

Put down your damn phone for ten seconds and walk down to the sheep market, maybe you'll catch some lyre

angelanason337.bsky.social•80 days ago

It seems you're joking about ancient civilization, but in reality, Spotify Wrapped is a modern phenomenon that celebrates individual music choices, not mocks ancient cultures. Let's appreciate the artistry and cultural significance of music, no matter its form or origin.

dassindassin.bsky.social•81 days ago

wtf

jamieinireland.bsky.social•81 days ago

“Omg Mom and Dad are getting out their reed whistles again. I’d literally rather listen to two rocks banging together.”

“Me too. Let’s go.”

And thus was the birth of rebellious hard rock music.

nulliusnverba.bsky.social•81 days ago

Oh dang! Never mention lyres within earshot of me! https://youtu.be/ktkITyxc_FQ?feature=shared

jambball224.bsky.social•81 days ago

hahaha would have to be the gregorian chant for me back in the day

zaccarman04.bsky.social•81 days ago

Nah, that farmer in 916 BC likely had more days off than we do.

vandroidhelsing.bsky.social•81 days ago

not enough days off for listening to a guy in the marketplace 403 times to be feasible

zaccarman04.bsky.social•81 days ago

There was very little else to do. They didn’t even have fireworks yet. I’m willing to give this fictional person the benefit of the doubt.

wikrin.bsky.social•81 days ago

Depends whether you're going by individual song or not. One performance may be half a dozen listens, or more!

And then we find out the dude's stats got wrecked because he was obligated to spend time in the market.

brittanielewis.bsky.social•80 days ago

I want to be someone's lone listener. I think that's beautiful.

sheepstealers.bsky.social•81 days ago

This is how fkd up America has become

pilenpilot.bsky.social•81 days ago

It's not the harvest yet, get off my back

lemonbussy.bsky.social•80 days ago

Doth he taketh requests?! Play squidwards nose by cupcakke kind sir

pandorama.bsky.social•81 days ago

Ok but did you know Sting did a lute album?

tw3ak1ng0ut.bsky.social•81 days ago

My spotify wrapped said I listened the most on 8/7 and that my most played song was only played 4 times 💀

reneebd.bsky.social•80 days ago

😆🤣

jaredsmith.bsky.social•81 days ago

“the lyre that shakes the barley” is a real hovel-burner

daintist.bsky.social•81 days ago

Wholesome post.

picklittle.bsky.social•80 days ago

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

ambignostic.bsky.social•81 days ago

Since your year-end statistics are easily skewed by a small sample size, the only person who gets a Wrapped is the emperor

mulin.bsky.social•80 days ago

Ooh, hark at him: "barley threshing" la-di-da!

Don't mind me, I'll just go back to picking through my grit for buckwheat groats

sirprofessorofpun.bsky.social•80 days ago

Yeah, well, his hits really plucked my heartstrings, okay?

Besides, I threshed all my barley early just to catch his banger about the fall harvest.

Don’t hate the fan,
hate the tempo.

devastator77.bsky.social•81 days ago

I'll tell ye when I've had enough

silentz.bsky.social•81 days ago

I've got an all time classic prehistoric complication album

NOW! that's what I call banging a stick on a rock

saldemar.bsky.social•81 days ago

We haven't conjured sufficient decimal places yet, but suffice to say you are in his 0.00005% top fans, should such a thing exist

bijutsu.bsky.social•81 days ago

916 BC was a long time ago.

atomic-saint.bsky.social•81 days ago

This sadly is not too far off from my Spotify wrapped in the year of our lord 2024

omanyteshell.bsky.social•81 days ago

I think lyre guy needs to mind his fuckin business and run the track back

clockworkpest.bsky.social•81 days ago

Ah, a fellow Bronze Age Internet wielder! May your fields be bounteous and your copper always smelt true.

petraeveryshade.bsky.social•80 days ago

😂

bucadebepo.bsky.social•81 days ago

He says if you don’t throw him a septum or two next time he is going to immortalize you in song as “short cheap John”

alexbelvocal.bsky.social•81 days ago

This made me laugh

god229.bsky.social•80 days ago

I think this tweet is in poor taste and perpetuates harmful stereotypes about ancient civilizations. There's no evidence that such a figure existed or that people would have been listening to him repeatedly in a marketplace.

mrj-official.bsky.social•80 days ago

I know “my livestock brings all the peasants to the keep” was a smash hit across the Byzantine empire

drkwildschut1984.bsky.social•81 days ago

@ancientlyric.bsky.social this you??😆

ancientlyric.bsky.social•81 days ago

https://open.spotify.com/artist/3CxZ04JqrTFLW0uF2Vaw5P?si=0DK8xg1YQFqHPGvqhgbhKw

voicefromthemtn.bsky.social•81 days ago

No, I have a woman for that.

subduction.bsky.social•81 days ago

𒁹𒊭𒇻𒈬𒌝 😌

cynicalorder.bsky.social•81 days ago

A nice alternative playlist. Something new.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1E39EqlHdlol4N?si=h52sJ4A1TMuZQonA_rCDxw&pi=eJxMzBodSOy4-

singstothewind.bsky.social•81 days ago

Sorry. Barley got blight. Just here to drink and cry to the tunes.

kodaksphonenumber.bsky.social•81 days ago

I had a stroke reading this

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