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Male, pale, stale. A big fan of trying to be funny on the internet. Anti-theist. Your culture and it's sacred stories are important and fascinating but all nonsense. Obsessed with games. Manchester United. Centrist, for physics reasons
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I'm gonna be honest, eBay. I don't think you actually know everything I am looking for.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Sad to report further indisputable signs of the coming apocalypse: in the last week I have opened a #Lego set and an #IKEA flatpack, and BOTH have had a tiny but important piece missing. Unheard of in recorded human history. The 2025 version of rivers of blood? Many are saying yes.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I love that Pictionary is now a daily TV show. Pictionary has existed since I was a child, and I'm 45. I guess the execs at ITV have been spitballing it for decades but decided that it was too edgy and controversial, but finally decided 2025 was the year the people were ready for it.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season

submitted 63 days ago • 123 comments

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." Arthur C. Clarke

submitted 64 days ago • 479 comments

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

submitted 64 days ago • 150 comments

I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a

submitted 65 days ago • 102 comments

A slip-n-slide Inside an old mine? Don't you think you might find A better place to play?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

To be honest if you have never had to boot up a computer with a five inch floppy disk then you have had it easy and I think you're a pussy

submitted 69 days ago • 420 comments

I'm listening to this, so now you get to music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko0H...

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

@xad.lol code for iron man skin on Marvel Rivals: nwarh4k3xqy

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

Please stop saying invasion when referring to immigrants. An invasion is what Britain did in India or what Britain did in The West Indies or what Britain did in large parts of Africa or what Britain did in…

submitted 79 days ago • 7 comments

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

submitted 80 days ago • 1667 comments