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silentz.bsky.social
Male, pale, stale. A big fan of trying to be funny on the internet. Anti-theist. Your culture and it's sacred stories are important and fascinating but all nonsense. Obsessed with games. Manchester United. Centrist, for physics reasons
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Absolutely tired of the psychodrama of one country being the problem of the entire planet.

submitted 30 days ago • 426 comments

These people make me so ashamed to be British Directly opposite a hotel being used to house asylum seekers Pensioners and skinheads definitely don't like the forriners

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye

submitted 56 days ago • 466 comments

I'm gonna be honest, eBay. I don't think you actually know everything I am looking for.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Sad to report further indisputable signs of the coming apocalypse: in the last week I have opened a #Lego set and an #IKEA flatpack, and BOTH have had a tiny but important piece missing. Unheard of in recorded human history. The 2025 version of rivers of blood? Many are saying yes.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I love that Pictionary is now a daily TV show. Pictionary has existed since I was a child, and I'm 45. I guess the execs at ITV have been spitballing it for decades but decided that it was too edgy and controversial, but finally decided 2025 was the year the people were ready for it.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season

submitted 132 days ago • 122 comments

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." Arthur C. Clarke

submitted 133 days ago • 472 comments

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

submitted 133 days ago • 149 comments

I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a

submitted 134 days ago • 102 comments

A slip-n-slide Inside an old mine? Don't you think you might find A better place to play?

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

To be honest if you have never had to boot up a computer with a five inch floppy disk then you have had it easy and I think you're a pussy

submitted 138 days ago • 416 comments