silentz.bsky.social
Male, pale, stale.
A big fan of trying to be funny on the internet.
Anti-theist. Your culture and it's sacred stories are important and fascinating but all nonsense.
Obsessed with games.
Manchester United.
Centrist, for physics reasons
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Exactly
I did that crash! Me! Some people are saying it's the biggest crash ever. The GREATEST depression
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This is guy is basically the American Dominic Cummings.
Some interesting ideas and some powerful insights, all baked into a giant shit pie and served whole.
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Historians however are all "wait I get to watch live coverage of the fall of Rome 24/7 in Ultra HD? Awesome!"
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Also note borders change fairly frequently, and are a relatively modern invention - whereas cultures have existed as long as humans, and last (or strengthen) even when their people are forced to leave their homes.
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My least favourite people in the world are minorities who are against their own minority.
See also Priti Patel desperate to get rid of immigrants.
Bitch please
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The word "sinister" comes from the Latin sinistre, meaning left.
Left handed people gave us a word with their freakish devilry.
Lucky there's only 3% of them or we'd be in trouble
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Where do we go from here?
The words are coming out all weird.
Are we really sinking
This low?
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And also something that seemingly 70-80% of Americans lack: a quality education
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Is Dionysus already taken? If not, dibs.
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Oh my days now I've got the Tetris song stuck in my head for the next week
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I sometimes wonder if great artists look at their works and despair.
Did Michaelangelo gaze upon David and think "ciao che bella grazie mille vaffanculo?" (Italian for "will i ever achieve such heights again?")
And do you sit alone at night, weeping and quietly singing "dunna dun dun Tetris song"
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I'm an absolute beast at clearing that first map stage. Done it so many times.
The second one? Not so much.
Wait, third one? There's a third one?!?
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"what?" He seemed to say
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Careful. If you do anything to hurt him he gets first strike and trample, and if you actually kill it it nukes your town.
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Oh man I'm trying to remember the guys name...
Bernie Bernbaum!
Might watch that again soon
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Yeah they're real. I saw them play for the college of south North Dakota in Florida.
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Do you only have a fillet of charc? Or do you eat the charc whole?
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Yeah if you do -48 do you get to the chocolate river and the everlasting gobstopper rooms?
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You can
You just need a bigger spatula
A really heckin massive one to give you a reach advantage
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In first class, they also have a flush!
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With respect, dismissing people as monsters is a shit cop out
He's not some fucking "cursed by nature to be this way whyyyy" creature from fiction
He's a man
Who made choices
Over years
Again and again
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Tie fighter scream
As a kid I had an audio cassette of A New Hope. The full film but just the sound, and it was recorded in proper stereo - so the TIEs would scream from left to right in your headphones.
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Yeah a few films around then either deliberately used the emotional memory of it to tug the heartstrings ... Or axed parts of their in production film that were a bit too close to reality!
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We're in!
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Treasure it forever? Probably. Best guess.
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I'll take "things a man should not say" for ¢200, Alex
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DA
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Probably a stop off at Tebay to see the ducks, stretch your legs and have a wee
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Zeno's Proclaimers
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I'm gonna be a boring weirdo here but this is absolutely top tier for me.
The OP made a "doesn't this sound like the song" joke.
Someone followed up with an also hilarious but unrelated joke.
Then you managed to do OPs joke again, based on a spuriously provided input.
Much respect
Such lol
10/10
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Somebody... stop him.
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Conservatives.
Unemployed people do not contribute to the economy, so they lose their status as human until they can pull themselves up by the bootstraps and leverage their trickle-down assets.
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As long as it doesn't change the order of replies like blue tick did! I'm sure it won't. Just... Once bitten twice shy!
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Timothée Chalamet gonna win easiest Oscar ever in 2-3 years
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Are those 3d printed? Kinda cool.
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To be clear I love women in politics and leadership. People like Sanna Marin and Jacinda Ardern are wonderful.
Liz Truss however reminds me of your school friend's ditzy mum who seemed just daft and harmless but you soon learned was actually an absolute bitch.