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1000000000000066600000000000001 is a prime number…it is also a palindrome. It’s called ‘Belphegor's prime.’ ‘Belphegor’ refers to one of the Seven Princes of Hell (due to the ‘666’ in the middle & the 13 zeroes on either side). So that’s cute.

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things

My 12 year old nephew just informed me you can put the word "anal" in front of any type of Ford car and it makes sense. His favorite model is the Anal Escort but I kinda like the Anal Freestyle.

learn about the Black Panther Party free breakfast program learn about the Zapatista uprising learn about Jane learn about the Kensington Welfare Rights Union learn about STAR learn about Act Up learn about the Battle of Blair Mountain learn about the Spanish Civil War we are not the first

The Denial of St. Peter (flipped), by Gerrit van Honthorst, 1623, 📸 by @Photography514

Any book reposts to help me get a few more sales before midnight (my birthday 🍰 🎉🥳) would be so, so amazing! 🥺👉👈 linktr.ee/rjcrunden

People don’t have a peaceful, easy feeling anymore

Here are some nice mushrooms

This is Charlie. He has literal heart-eyes. 14/10 would be an honor to pet (IG: charlie.the.dalmatian)

Don’t ask her if she ate. Just cash app her and tell her to eat

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

i think that we, as a society, should be giving each other lockets with a piece of our hair or romantic love letters written in blood and sealed with wax. my heart is aching. this is yearning hours

Only a thin ribbon of human history ever got to juggle a guy in mortal kombat at an arcade with 12 kids behind you yelling OOOH

*me getting high as balls an hour before we need to meet our realtor and possibly make a huge financial decision - “FUCK IT, WE BALL 💨”

I feel you, buddy.

This is Blackjack. He was throwing a bit of a puppy tantrum. But just like a toddler, he immediately calmed down when his favorite show came on. 12/10

This is Bear. He disguised himself and snuck into a golden retriever gathering. Safe to say no one suspected a thing. 13/10

Don't tell me I look good for my age. Tell me I look good for someone who's dead on the inside.

FL D1 has 6% of its residents in federal employment. They’re going to nuke even GOP power centers

it's early, the news is already set to a rough and raggedy boil, so let's take a moment's pause to enjoy this bird eating a gravitationally irrational berry snack photo by me