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Jeffries, your leader and mine Is not who you want on that line Opinions may differ On which thing is stiffer A puddle of mush or his spine

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“What’s happening?” says Marco at night As he watches the red-flickered light Of a fire claim the land Which he not only fanned But has actively helped to ignite

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When all of their loins should be girded The Democrats cowered and herded The dictators earn A look that is stern And a letter or two, strongly worded

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The speech at the bridge was quite searing — Important and well-worth rehearing He’s certainly great At rhetorical weight And also, of late, disappearing

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They tried but they couldn’t recruit ‘er Hats off, we just have to salute ‘er They thought she would be a Fine heir to Scalia But woopsie they got ‘em a Souter

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Elon is well on his way Turning all that is good to puree Though the German right wing May be mainly his thing Now he also takes cues from Pompeii

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And now we’ve got Elon in charge Ship of state? More a floating trash barge And the moment Is small To push back at it all But the Democrats’ guts are at large

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Inspired by her friend Macho Man, She’s working as fast as she can To top-rope-pile-drive Every school child alive Oh yeahhhhhh, that's our Linda McMahon

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"Tariffs!" said one bluffing brute, A shout from a shrimp in a suit "I'll raise 'em!" but no, He reversed Mexico, Is Canada next? We’ll find oot.

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