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Good Sunday good friends, what will come? How much madness this week, how much dumb? How’s your view from tonight — Past the bleak is there bright? Will some nerve rise anew in the numb?

Jeffries, your leader and mine Is not who you want on that line Opinions may differ On which thing is stiffer A puddle of mush or his spine

“What’s happening?” says Marco at night As he watches the red-flickered light Of a fire claim the land Which he not only fanned But has actively helped to ignite

When all of their loins should be girded The Democrats cowered and herded The dictators earn A look that is stern And a letter or two, strongly worded

The speech at the bridge was quite searing — Important and well-worth rehearing He’s certainly great At rhetorical weight And also, of late, disappearing

They tried but they couldn’t recruit ‘er Hats off, we just have to salute ‘er They thought she would be a Fine heir to Scalia But woopsie they got ‘em a Souter

Elon is well on his way Turning all that is good to puree Though the German right wing May be mainly his thing Now he also takes cues from Pompeii

And now we’ve got Elon in charge Ship of state? More a floating trash barge And the moment Is small To push back at it all But the Democrats’ guts are at large

Inspired by her friend Macho Man, She’s working as fast as she can To top-rope-pile-drive Every school child alive Oh yeahhhhhh, that's our Linda McMahon

"Tariffs!" said one bluffing brute, A shout from a shrimp in a suit "I'll raise 'em!" but no, He reversed Mexico, Is Canada next? We’ll find oot.