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This Vyvanse induced bruxism and low moods can fuck all the way off.

Reminder to test before holiday parties! Don’t bring COVID to Christmas!

Have been thinking about how fried my brain is and now all I can picture is my brain being like pork crackling that is too dry.

Why did the IT pro want to become a brewmaster? Because they were interested in crafting small batch scripts.

I am basically a glorified ATM and taxi service, with the matching “beat up Camry” body to go with it.

It’s been a long week and it’s actually finally Friday.

Had a fantastic day on a site for work, but now all the other usual daily work awaits me because I was on site.

we went from "stop eating avocados" to "stop eating"

FOREVER TIRED

The amount of business whinging about right to disconnect just shows how shitty and ineffective they are at internal comms. Maybe up-skill instead of hating that your employees have a life as well as a job?

The humane society where I used to live is letting the rescue cats shit on people’s exes for Valentines 🤣

Got out the whipper-snipper and cut the front grass this morning which then brought out all the other neighbourhood Dads to cut their grass. My job here is done. 🫡

don’t make me come over there and boost your confidence. I will fucking lift your ass up because you’re worth it, motherfucker

Thank fuck it’s Friday.

Public holiday. Sunshine (but not unpleasantly hot). Beach. Pool. Kahlua and ice. Chocolate. All the good things.

This thread is perfection 🧪🌿

Dreaming of retirement and cannot decide whether I retire to the mountains or the beach. Scenic views are a must. My only other criteria so far is good healthcare.

Apparently I just have one of those faces where I look like I know things, because no matter where in the world I am people will stop me and ask for directions to places.

Good lord, mental health medication changes can be a wild ride.

iOS 15.3 with stolen device protection is now generally available. support.apple.com/en-us/HT212510

I am frustration personified.

Absolutely fucking WILD what they're trying to normalize.

saving this for me performance review self eval

This is horrendous and until we make those at the top of the chain feel pain and consequences, this stuff will continue to happen and be swept under the rug.

Starting my leave with a cracker headache and a shitload of domestic jobs to do

A highlight of not working in the office is not sitting in a carpark having to convince myself to get out and go inside. Some days, I do my best work while sitting in bed.

Don’t ever say to me “but incorporating privacy slows this down.” The person saying that is often the one slowing it down or not including privacy early enough in the process.

having some Big Feelings today remembering all the times my friends stepped into the gap and helped me in their own ways during times of crisis; having an opportunity to do the same for someone and knowing the impact it has… grateful to be in the position where I can help

Absolutely fanging for some kind massive bowl of banging Indian or Korean food… but I’ll probably have some kind of boring basic white bitch dinner because it’s lower kcal. 😭

Your occasional reminder that there is a full six-episode Squirrel Girl audio drama, and it's FREE, with an amazing cast, and it picks up right where the comics left off, AND it's available wherever you get your podcasts!!

I don’t have a 2023 recap or any 2024 predictions. Just be kind to one another. The world needs more kindness.

Passed a critical exam for work and I am hovering between relieved and mentally exhausted. I’d actually like to be celebrating it because it was really important to pass, and it was a difficult one for me.

Debuted a new jumper today, to the amusement of some of my colleagues 😅 7 months of knitting but imo it was worth it 🔥

It’s 10pm and my neighbours are having some sort of epic Bollywood singalong in their garage/driveway courtesy of their stock Toyota Camry sound system.