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lisb.bsky.social
Middle aged jerk with ADHD and "too many" tattoos, primarily of ridiculous things. Makes tiny art and wins awards sometimes. Fix your hearts or die. @neonhooligan on Twitter
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I'm so sad and annoyed about something which I a) shouldn't even know and b) have no right to be sad or annoyed about. THANKS, PMT

Revisiting Duolingo German - if I ever need to announce my sister is an actress, my brother is a waiter and my mother is smart and very small I AM SO READY.

They said this was a Matrix duck, but I'm not convinced... #twinpeaks

Never grow up

My Jim'll Paint It order has come! 2 t shirts and 4 art prints 😍

A thing that i believe about myself is that I'm the perfect amount of woke. If you're less woke than me you need to fix your heart and if you're more woke than me your friends and neighbors probably find you a little fatiguing

This feels like a much safer place to be tonight

Ok what's going on - is it a full moon? Is some shit in some other shit's retrograde? The levels of absoluteluly unhinged behaviour and downright cringe people are putting out into the world is off the charts. Behave!

Selling house is so stressful - oh you wanna come look at my house? Where all my shit is? And you wanna know things about it? And be shown around? Grow up. Just buy it, take a punt. People have no balls anymore.

Woke up and read an articles that scientists are close to disproving the parallel universes theory and I've never slammed a magazine down so fast. All that keeps me going is thinking there's another version of me where I didn't balls it up so badly πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Honestly there’s truly no place better to be an elder millennial than Bluesky

I've decided I don't work Fridays anymore and honestly, a fucking fabulous decision. Thrilled with myself. Had a pootle around Lidl, little cosy lunch, might have a sneaky nappy nap later. Brilliant.

Spent the weekend staying at my Dad's in Mayfair and honestly, I've only been living outside of London for the past 9yrs but I'm back home in Derbyshire tonight and I've got the BIG sads. I miss being in London so much 😭

Happy New Year, all 😘

Instead of constantly having the uncertainty of a NEW year on 1st Jan annually, has any one considered just redoing an old one that was excellent? 1999, for example.

Seems viable... apart from the first bit.

I really can completely forget that my best friends exist until they text me, but find myself thinking about my ex from when I was 19 every day. Ridiculous.

I'm not dead, I've just been working 11/12 hour days. So actually I am kinda dead, emotionally. Last day tomorrow 8am-8pm πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻

SIMPLY HAVING A

Went to Poundland today to get some wrapping paper and the woman at the till is pushing reduced cartons of eggs for 50p I can't quite explain why, but in no universe would I buy reduced eggs from Poundland. Poundland is not for fresh foods. Unnerving.

I've noticed lately that, because of my age, people keep mistaking me for an adult?

Had the absolute BEST time last night seeing Me First & The Gimme Gimmes at Rock City! Battered from being on the barrier but so worth it πŸ₯°

Extremely frickin' excited to be seeing Me First & The Gimme Gimmes this week - my go to comfort album has been Are A Drag since 1999 and remains so to this day. πŸ₯°

Sometimes I think how, when I was at school, if you didn't know how to spell something they'd tell you to look it up in the dictionary. Mr Jarrett, Babe, I don't know how to spell it - where would I look and how would I recognise it when I saw it? I am 8 years old, get your foot off my neck.

No one talks about the unsung vandals of Christmas trees, ferrets. Cats get all the attention.

I have now done 2 days of staggering about Christmas Markets in the blistering cold with one displaced ankle (left leg) and one stress fracture (right shin) and honestly - it's pissing me off that one's reminding me every 40 mins what a brave little soldier I am? πŸ™„