lisb.bsky.social
Middle aged jerk with ADHD and "too many" tattoos, primarily of ridiculous things. Makes tiny art and wins awards sometimes. Fix your hearts or die.
@neonhooligan on Twitter
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128 followers
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But Google has my back...
Bekommen wir Schnäpse oder was?
Ok. Now I'm ready.
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Don't believe me? Oh ok, well meine Schwester ist Schauspielerin, mein Bruder ist Kellner und meine Mutter ist klug und sehr klein.
Boom.
Couldn't tell you how to ask "Are we getting shots or what?" yet, sadly.
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The soon to be famous Eve6 scale of woke. Some might say you're at the Max... ok yeah, no it's fine, I'm leaving anyway. I'll get my coat.
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Very cute - I watched your wedding on Twitch. A glorious thing 🥰
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This makes me sad because I too am mildly deranged and yet, alas, I remain unencumbered by followers 🤣
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But you'd know what was coming and could get right in there on the ground level!
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It breaks your tiny heart, doesn't it. 💔
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I won't lie to you that happened to me in 2000 (a bf, tho) which does rather reinforce my desire to redo 1999 in which we were sickeningly happy 👀
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I didn't think you were, I thought you were reluctantly stating it as one highlight 🤣
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Yes but so did Still D.R.E and nearly every other iconic banger you'd care to mention.
I shall not be moved, Joel.
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I got out of work for two hours for the eclipse tho so it was pretty good. More importantly - Bloodhound Gang were still touring, I lived in The Barbican, music was generally EXCELLENT, that summer weather was banging, I was young and slim... ah, it was peak!
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💪🏻
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In all honesty, at my big age if I eat more than one slice of bread in a day I feel like I'm gonna die - and if a potato even looks twice at me? Immediate death vibes. Everything's a minefield. Keep stretching, the chance is never zero.
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ah, he's spotted her look! Good job Angel
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Re-released next year in Vinyl too 💪🏻
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So good until you go that one bit too high and your shoulder starts doing a crazy dance and you can't push the power button back down and.... just be cautious 😂
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Happy to apply, I get so anxious I over speak and over share so you can sit back and relax while I singlehandedly ruin all social situations for us both 🫶🏻
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This seems very on brand
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Well, good! I figured you might dig it 👌🏻
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Have you seen this @weirdpaul.bsky.social ?
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This is VERY cool
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Ok so that's ONE....