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‘More like vegetable cooking water’: the best (and worst) supermarket chicken soup https://www.theguardian.com/thefilter/2025/feb/22/best-chicken-vegetable-soup

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This weeks blind date is a banger (the good kind, not the car crash kind) www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

See also: everyone thinks the make soap/soup/sandwiches/pizza/whatever it is this year is a sales task and it’s not, it’s a cost-control task.

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Scarlett has a sticker book where you dress up the figures and in the Wild West scene she’s put the bandana sticker over someone’s mouth because she’s a pandemic baby and of course that’s where the bandana goes

Had to be #TheApprentice

Analysis: Trump’s 13 biggest lies of his first month back in office www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/p...

Jaunty contrast stitching on Tim’s buttonhole

Obviously Nadia does not wish to exclude the vampire market with a garlic mash #TheApprentice

Ok with three minutes to spare we are ready for this week’s Sugarfun

Lord Sugar is struggling #everybodydrink #TheApprentice

Everyone thinks treasure hunt is a negotiation task. It’s 10% a negotiation task, 30% understanding what stuff is task, and 60% a time management/prioritisation task.

UNEXPECTED SHAKESPEARIAN MONOLOGUE #everybody…drink? #TheApprentice

INSANE RUNNING #TheApprentice

It is what it is #everybodydrink #TheApprentice

Are the candidates on here this year? They used to pop up on Twitter like

Actually I thought Melina was quite helpful in that negotiation #TheApprentice

President Zelenskyy is the democratically elected leader of a sovereign country who is bravely standing against the illegal invasion of Ukraine by a murderous ACTUAL dictator called Vladimir Putin

#TheApprentice Treasure hunt! Oh god they know nothing, absolutely nothing.

Carlo to go #TheApprentice (ps we’re catching up late before tonight’s ep)

#TheApprentice episode 2 was a bullshit firing decision. Firstly Amber-Rose was a useless PM and should have gone, and secondly ‘I haven’t seen much from you’ is a reason for a firing in Week 6, not in Week 2.

This is a really good analysis. The Department of Education's Dear Colleague Letter on Title VI rests on an overbroad and ultimately unsupportable interpretation of the law. Educational institutions shouldn't let themselves be intimidated.

JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating

A dance for Wednesday: youtu.be/BIiZuAVZH4w?...

ALAS sad cello for other Emma (on reflection they obviously needed to prune an Emma) #TheApprentice

It’s time the government stopped deliberately conflating a Youth Mobility Scheme with a return to freedom of movement in order to justify its position that such a scheme would cross its Brexit red lines - its not, it won’t and the Government knows that

Jam tart says rock-paper-scissors guy goes (this is not live television I could look this up but that would require me knowing that guy’s name) #TheApprentice

Tie for bottom in the bad filler contest: Nadia and Aoibheann #TheApprentice

Karren’s boardroom balayage is on-point though #TheApprentice

Successful second homes crackdown means homes are £30k cheaper for Cymry, who actually need them.

I’ve cringed so hard I gave myself appendicitis which is quite impressive given my appendix was removed 30 years ago #TheApprentice

Never mind chatting shit in the boardroom to get each other fired, right now it’s odds-on that Emma and Nadia are going to actually kill each other #TheApprentice

Trump’s Purges Are So Chaotic, DOJ Lawyers Can’t Say Who’s Been Fired A judge was “incredulous” at their response. newrepublic.com/post/191635/...

Always entertaining to time the length of music clips the production team has bothered to license (15 seconds) #TheApprentice

We’re late to this party because this year’s series had an even quieter launch than the last but #TheApprentice 2025 really is a contest of whose lip filler has migrated least (current leader: one of the Emmas)

Hello yes open day person I have a question. Why are your pupils all dressed as deckchairs?

REPORTING SYSTEM X requires two-factor authentication; not a terrible idea in principle if you want to stop unknown people logging in to submit data for fun. TFA achievable by using Google Authenticator w/out logging in, and submitting the code GA gives you. So in fact not authenticating anything.