lishamichelle.bsky.social
Writer. Dreamer. Unicorn seeker.
Cartoon brain extraordinaire.
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Oh, good! I was worried there for a second. And it will be cookies for the win, thank you very much. 😜
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Only a f-ing douchebag would call it anything but “Gulf of Mexico”. 🤦🏻♀️ Or, you know, a white supremacist who’s seriously overcompensating for something…
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Yet, the very people we warned, who called us crazy, and said it would never happened… Still. Do. Not. Care. 😒
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A splash of any sangria with a triple of blood orange vodka. 😒 Rinse and repeat.
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He more than doesn’t deserve it. The POS just admitted Musk messed with the voting machines.
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Since they hate immigrants so much, I’m learning a second language - an accelerated program driven by a healthy dose of spite, of course. I also started taking Taekwondo classes so I can kick things. Really hard. 🤷🏻♀️
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LOL! I listened to movie score while in labor. The doctors seemed SO confused when I alternated between Harry Potter and Wonder Woman. 🤭🤷🏻♀️
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Shade and bathrooms for sure! I pack around my own chairs. Since I have a little, a fenced in playground = permission for mom to get in a little outdoor reading! 😊
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Great! Now my son wants a water bear stuffy! 😂😜😂
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No. Lies. Detected. 🥴🤣
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At least I didn’t say decaf 😜
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Nope. Hot tea, please. 🥰
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Just left a few hours ago. This visit was my son’s first. 🥰 We had such a wonderful time… Lincoln Park Zoo, Shedd, Griffin MSI, Navy Pier, and the Mile. Love, love, LOVE that city!
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Not just when I’m reading… 🫣 It’s Times Square on amphetamines up there a good 20 hrs a day. 🫠
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Ugh! 🫠 At least… they turned something in?? 😖 I made my ESL student edit his own rough draft this morning because he refused to write a final. 😈
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Yes! Bring on the Hallmark movies! 😊
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I made it to the operating room. I stalled out at 9cm without problems, but mini mister was apparently living the dream up in there and wouldn’t vacate the premises. So, almost 24 hours after water broke, the doctor convinced me to try pitocin. Biggest. Regret. Ever. 🫠
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Yup. 🫤
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Damn! I knew I was doing something wrong. 🤪
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I’m sorry. Did you call 1990… vintage?! 🫠
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Wish I could take credit, but alas, I heard the phrase some time ago. It was truly such an apt description, though, it stuck. 🤭
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I’m working out twice a day to manage my anger, which means I require more caffeine to stay awake when not active. Plus, people (outside my household) in small doses. Not sure it’s sustainable, but it’s working for now. 🫤
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Book hangovers are the worst! We don’t CHOOSE to return to reality! It doesn’t need to do us dirty like that each and every time! 🤪
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Writer and ESL tutor here! First five minutes after my own migration, and I’ve already found Twitter’s lost writing community as well as plenty of animal pics. LOL!