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lismorrell.bsky.social
No DMs!!!! IDC what your politics are, just don’t be a d*ck
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Not my washing machine sounding like it’s going to take off in flight right now

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Can someone tell me why Trump sides with villains every time? I mean, he was bad before but this is nuts. I’m waiting to wake up one day with news about a space laser built in Utah or some shit

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Ew snow 😑

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"I am the law." Hitler, 1942 "There is no law but the law of the people & the people are me." Gaddafi, 1975 "We have a constitution, but we must address the problems of the country first. The law is always behind when it comes to national survival." Bashar Al-Assad, 2011 Trump, 2025:

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Damn I’m craving veal parm rn

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From @theathletic.bsky.social: Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance was seen by 133.5 million viewers, Roc Nation announced, making it the most-watched Super Bowl halftime show of all time. nyti.ms/3WZ833D

submitted 10 days ago • 30 comments

Is it possible for community programs to be crowdfunded since the Orange turd took them away?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Someone should reenact the Kendrick Lamar performance but should replace “Drake” with “Donald” since that sh*t applies to him too

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Just a PSA for those “You’re in America, speak English” folks www.usa.gov/official-lan....

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Man I feel like crap today

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If you survive a cruel person for long enough, they will be proven as the weak and insignificant creature that they are.

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Yesterday, and older male customer looked at my nails and asked why my nails weren’t the same as the other employee. I said: because I choose to follow the policy, but others do not. He was surprised- but I was even more so because i would assume that people wouldn’t want fake nails in their food

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Even if the world is going to hell in a hand basket (as it has been for a very long time) at least I can say that I smell good and that pepperoni and jalapeño pizza with extra cheese is the ambrosia of the gods

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I don’t get why the government would rather take out its butthurtedness on the country that it’s supposed to be running rather than enabling economic growth and making sure that its citizens are happy and productive.

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There’s nothing that’s more of a waste of time than watching videos titled “Pack my sh*t with me” and it’s just some influencer packing up their sh*t

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Maybe Musk should just accidentally delete everyone’s debt… But he’ll probably do the opposite and “accidentally” quadruple it or something

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Why is it ok for the government to do illegal things but no one else can?

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Hey, PLEASE do not DM me. I will assume you are a scammer if you do

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Isn’t it INTERESTING that the only car company that manufactures it’s vehicles and their parts in the US is Tesla? 🤔

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