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Dicks out for Cory Booker, y'all! This guy, this VERY GUY, just held the Senate floor for 25 hours and 12 minutes. Fillabuster Deez Nuts, Republikampfs. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

So let me get this straight, Elmo. After paying a bunch of people money to sign a petition supporting the first amendment (and then bribing them to vote for Trump), you are now going to weaponize the government against people who are spreading the "lie" that you're an irredeemable asshole?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

People who buy Arizona Tea... why?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

There's a certain genre of fic that glamorizes autism, but they always hone in on the "very special, very different" angle while just completely hand-waving all the communication struggles and misunderstandings. You end up with fic babes who just put autism on a pedestal but like, they're

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Well, you know, if the president of the United States can ignore court orders, two can theoretically play at that game. Why don't we just... ignore his executive orders? I mean, turnabout is fair play.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I really think we need to stop letting these extreme political activists with criminal records into the White House.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine buying a car for the price of a small condo and then a year later having to bring it back into the dealership so they can glue the fender back on.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

You get what you vote for.

submitted 50 days ago • 564 comments

"We must stop giving children the absurd notion that gender is something you feel inside instead of a body part. Instead we must give them the very reasonable notion that they must submit to their ghost daddy who wants to touch them, or else he's gonna punish them!" -GOP goons, probably

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

P-O-T-A-O-T-O, boil 'em, mash 'em, poh-tay-toes

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Sock Companies, PLEASE JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY. Hatefully yours, Austin

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, let's just make a transgender religion. I'm serious. The fascists are bolstering the hell out of religious freedom, which they justify is protected by the first amendment. Why the hell shouldn't our paradigm have the same protections? Or why not take an existing one? Discordianism let's GO

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I got Big Head Vance 😄

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Think it's time I see what all the fuss is about. For Donald to be so scared of Canadian cheese that he put a 125% tariff on it, it's gotta be some preemo stuff, right? #BuyCanadian #BuyMexican #YourTarriffsWontStopMe

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