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Gamer, programmer, nerd. Owned by four cats. (2 Orange, 1 Low-Toner tuxedo, 1 stub-tailed tortie) Occasionally updated blog: https://www.mrlizard.com
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Today's desperate #TTRPG gambit: Me (failed a save):"Wait! Have we killed enough things thus far to tip me over the top for 9th level, when I get immunity to poison?" DM: (Not Amused) This is the problem w/remote play. You can't offer the DM an extra potsticker. (+5 on Persuade DM checks.)

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

#TTRPG DM: Is anyone casting a spell? Me: Yes... let me just consider our tactical situation... ah. We're fucked. Well and truly fucked. DM: Thank you, Sun Tzu.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

We have a fairly young (meaning, 20s) player in our BECMI game. When the DM said "You don't *see* any traps", he slowly backed up out of the room. Our little boy is growing up. Sniff. #TTRPG

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

Tip for low class people (like me) going to fancy restaurants for a once a year treat: "Mixed greens" means "rabbit food".

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Hopefully, it is not diagnosing Rigellian Flu, Bendii Syndrome, or Boogie-Woogie Fever.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

again: "ICE operates by Vampire Rules" is an objectively true and also funny statement

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Colin Who? Lemme guess, whoever wrote this asked an AI.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I had no idea birds lived that long! Any day where I learn something new is a good day.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

“Person claiming to be KGB agent claims Trump is KGB asset” is a reheating of a 4 year old story that didn’t go anywhere. It may be clickbait, or it may be an attempt to spread a debunked story so the GOP can say “We must crack down on fake news!” or “Looks like the left are the real hoaxers!”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tomorrow in The Atlantic: Trumpism has pulled back the curtain on the extremes of inhumanity of which Americans are capable, such as the failure of Bluesky NPCs to treat my insights with sufficient admiration. By Thomas Chatterton Williams, from FRANCE

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

I once had a friend come over to play a board game. It took 3-4 hours to set it up. By the time we were finished, it was past dinner time and I was like, there is “no fucking way I’m playing this.”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments