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Can't wait!!! I hear the bassist from Sum 41 will be doing an acoustic set as well. www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2025/...

At 3:02 AM, our slot machines somehow became sentient. It may be best to avoid any “one arm” jokes.

Our very own Chef Maurice has once again been edged out of a Michelin Star. However, his “Chuck Steak a la Maurice” has made the Tri-County finals against Fort Dodge Correctional Facility’s Sloppy Joe.

Our VIP room perks now include pine scented air fresheners, hangers, and NBC.

Santa’s reindeer?

i don't know who needs to hear this but *fart noises*

Looks like I picked the wrong month for dry January.

We’re not sure why the Willy Wonka slot machine suddenly has stigmata

This weekend, Motivational Speaker Brock Wayne, author of “What the Hell Am I Supposed to Do Now, Linda?!” will be presenting his latest seminar, “How to Move on From Linda.”

We just don't hear enough about the "Larry Crowne" cinematic universe.

Jeopardy Contestant: Who is Beethoven? Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.

Liam Neeson’s Rockin’ New Years Eve was not the raucous fun-fest I thought it would be.

Our dinner theater just got a little more sophisticated. Come see David Foster Wallace’s “Infinite Jest” performed by the surviving cast members of “Alf.” (Alf unavailable)

I miss the days when Star Wars fandom was about debating the Kessel run.

If only we as a country had some type of Air Force or powered aircraft so that we could investigate these drones.