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WGA writer for TV & Film and whatnot.
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What's the word for "Just Google it"?

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Can't wait!!! I hear the bassist from Sum 41 will be doing an acoustic set as well. www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2025/...

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At 3:02 AM, our slot machines somehow became sentient. It may be best to avoid any “one arm” jokes.

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Our very own Chef Maurice has once again been edged out of a Michelin Star. However, his “Chuck Steak a la Maurice” has made the Tri-County finals against Fort Dodge Correctional Facility’s Sloppy Joe.

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Our VIP room perks now include pine scented air fresheners, hangers, and NBC.

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Santa’s reindeer?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

i don't know who needs to hear this but *fart noises*

submitted 35 days ago • 8 comments

Looks like I picked the wrong month for dry January.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

We’re not sure why the Willy Wonka slot machine suddenly has stigmata

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

This weekend, Motivational Speaker Brock Wayne, author of “What the Hell Am I Supposed to Do Now, Linda?!” will be presenting his latest seminar, “How to Move on From Linda.”

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

We just don't hear enough about the "Larry Crowne" cinematic universe.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Jeopardy Contestant: Who is Beethoven? Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.

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Liam Neeson’s Rockin’ New Years Eve was not the raucous fun-fest I thought it would be.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Our dinner theater just got a little more sophisticated. Come see David Foster Wallace’s “Infinite Jest” performed by the surviving cast members of “Alf.” (Alf unavailable)

submitted 70 days ago • 12 comments

I miss the days when Star Wars fandom was about debating the Kessel run.

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