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ljs.bsky.social
marathoner, Gillette N2, cat and dog enthusiast, probably eating cheese and carbs right now. software engineer but if you make me talk about it in my free time I'll scream.
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what does "prince of pegging" mean? I just turned on my label maker for the first time in over a year and that's the last one I made. I'm afraid to google it

the new fredrik backman book reminds me of why I don't like art. it stresses me out, it feels like a test I'm failing by appreciating it wrong. even if I like something maybe the artist would still be disappointed because i missed a detail.

I wish I could have hugged this parking enforcement employee. She made my day.

when there's a cybertruck parked in the neighborhood I can't be nice to any strangers because what if it turns out they're the owner

I was supposed to eat scallion pancakes and drink a fogcutter tonight, Philip Middle Name Eng!!!

today I saw a million baby ducks floating at revere beach and then signed up for the Philadelphia marathon a month after the marine corps marathon

it's fine I'm only a software engineer I don't need a computer that works reliably to be productive

On June 1, 2011, Massachusetts saw its first killer #tornado since 1995. The Springfield EF3 tore across 38 miles, damaging 1,400+ homes and claiming 3 lives. It was one of six tornadoes in New England that day. buff.ly/jmz6VxR #mawx #OTD #tornadohistory

this feels like it should be illegal

Austin, Arkansas Population: 4,079 Photos from Google Places API Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin,_Arkansas

These are the dogs The dogs that live in Austin The dogs that live in Austin, Arkansas

sorry I can't work anymore today, Taylor swift did something

there should be a way to get the internet to never ever show me a dress that doesn't have pockets

why did society invent meals that required preparing multiple things at once in different containers that take different amounts of time. more importantly why is it still a thing in the year 2025

I know this has been asked before but I'd rather type the question into the group chat instead of the search box and wait longer for the answer! Can you all type the answers again? Thanks!

the only time the anthem is worth doing is if Cornell fans and people from Maryland are watching

my toxic trait is that I don't think it's a toxic trait that if a group is taking up the whole sidewalk and one turns around and clearly sees me before I'd be audible if I said "on your left" and doesn't make space for me to pass I deem them unworthy of respect and shove past without a word

I hate food I hate that food is part of culture and a necessity for life

security at Gillette asked if my portable charger was a portable charger and if it was for my phone and when I said yes he asked if I was sure it wasn't for something else and I have no idea what he meant.

all this time I had the power to curse Boston college by simply hoping they would win

this is because Gillette only played three seconds of Mr brightside

I am at Gillette in the rain again in May and I feel traumatized

<3 thunder

6 years ago this week I paid off my student loans and ever since I've thought my achievement should be celebrated by doing something to make it so more people could also have no student loans and THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

why is the weather doing this in mental health awareness month, when everyone else is trying to do things to improve the mental health of others

made it two hours without crying about the weather

Our rescue call duck called Pee-Wee enjoying an early morning bath

personally if I had to constantly remind people to use a tool I'd gotten them a license for I'd consider that maybe it's not actually useful to them!! but my company disagrees and I must keep being reminded of copilot