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submitted 38 days ago • 302 comments

Maybe a spade is a spade, Elon..? youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI?...

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk could spend $1 Million dollars every day and not run out of money for 1096 years. That's nuts. www.cnn.com/2024/12/11/b...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Oh my God it was Jake Gyllenhaal

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I love you all but please, for the love of God stop posting screenshots from X. There's a reason we left.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else watch "Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy" on Netflix and are wrestling with whether to post about it or not? Like, it's an important film, but the past 2 weeks have been depressing enough. Do I really want to spread MORE depression around??

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Throwback to when my Apple watch and mental state synched up for a day.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

If you run a small business and list your phone number on your website, don't answer the phone with just, "Hello...?" SAY THE NAME OF THE BUSINESS!! It's really off-putting, and makes me think you don't take your business seriously.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

There's a reason democracies don't let people who tried coups back into power.

submitted 111 days ago • 1201 comments

Interested to know how Government Efficiency will play out under Trump & Elon? Just ask a Tesla owner how well their auto-wipers work. A problem effectively solved for YEARS, but for which Tesla can't figure out because they won't use a $3 infrared rain sensor. All in the name of efficiency... 🤦‍♂️

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

In the spirit of "efficiency," I deleted my Twitter account.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I used to really be into Parkour as a kid. Although back then they called it, "behavioral issues."

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

What's the condition called where you're tired all day but the moment you go to bed your brain decides to start workshopping your next stand-up routine? Because I suffer from that. Also, I have never, nor will I ever perform a stand-up routine.

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

This is even better than Cow Tools. I love Gary Larsen.

submitted 170 days ago • 1 comment

Trying out the newfangled video feature. Had to trim it to get under 60 seconds and downscale to SD. Hopefully they increase the size limits. ANYWAY, I made this during the pandemic because I was bored.

submitted 173 days ago • 1 comment

Why have a rule about shutting the mics off if you can get them turned back on by yelling

submitted 175 days ago • 11 comments

True story: my grandpa began playing the banjo when he was in his 50's and despite practicing a few hours every day for YEARS, he never really got any good. Did that stop us from loving him and his enthusiasm for the instrument? Yes, of course it did.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

This Adam and the Ants song is kinda bonkers, but it has an amazing chorus if you can get that far. Why doesn't anyone ever talk about this song?? youtu.be/NSqHd3xQdjA?...

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

I'd like to think I'm an 8 or 9 on Mohs Hardness Scale, but I'm probably more likely a 6.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

I love Jimmy Eat World's music, but you could show me this photo a thousand times and I still wouldn't be able to pick them out of a lineup. Never has there been a more generic looking group of white dudes in a band. The music is always top notch though, and that's all that really matters.

submitted 185 days ago • 1 comment

Best concert? That's easy: Evan Dando from The Lemonheads. But only because he was wasted and spent 10 solid minutes crawling around the front of the stage trying to plug in his guitar effects pedal. True story!

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

A band I hate? I'm not in a band right now.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

Are you one of those people who isn't ready for Fall weather and wishes Summer would stick around a little longer? Let me know and I'll buy a sweet new jean jacket that fits me perfectly. That'll bring back the upper 90's for the foreseeable future.

submitted 189 days ago • 2 comments

Shout-out to the cleaning crew in my office that refilled the toilet paper dispenser and left the half used previous roll on top. You're the true defenders of American freedom.

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments