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lobster-sweater.bsky.social
Leopard gecko owner, Pokémon nerd, Detroit sports enthusiast, Wenceel Pérez appreciator || she/they || DCTID
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LGRW!!!

Oh no I fell in love with a house from the listing. Already trying to mentally prepare myself for someone else to buy it.

If you see something (horse while you’re driving) say something (“horse”)

The real DEI we should be worried about

Submitting a renewal request for my SNRI every 6 months like "Hey, me again. Please renew my subscription to being happy and alive."

These guys really can do no wrong youtu.be/_IhE26ELGn0?...

Yeah this pretty much captures my vibe

Stuck inside all weekend because of the snow fit check ❄️

Shitposting in the discord server together on Valentine's day 💙

The in-seat ordering they added at the Fisher Theater was an excellent call. And I love that it's not restricted to the good seats too.

"I hate small talk." "I don't want to talk about the weather." Cannot relate. I do want to talk about the weather actually. What's it like where you are? Is it warm? We just had a huge snowstorm here. What are your summers like? Ours are incredible. What's your best time of year to be outside?

No thoughts

If nobody got me I know Odd Todd got me

It's baseball season now. Thinking about him

Oh no the Patreon video player crashed and now the app will only display full screen @foldablehuman.bsky.social

I have the opposite of regret for my tattoo I think. Like every day I look at my arm and there's a little guy there? So cool!

Everyone enjoy how hot i look in this bathing suit thanks

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

My period starting right before I'm supposed to spend the weekend in a pool/hot tub is Not Ideal ™️

Good morning

Confirming Jeff Passan's report, Jack Flaherty to Tigers, two years, $35 million, pending physical.

FLAHERTY FR? IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO GOOD

Finally beat orange stake. I thought it was going to kill me before I won. I've never been so addicted to a game in my life.

If anyone needs me I'll be hyperfixating on Paul Simon for the next 1-36 months

If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows

Saw an emo/pop punk hits cover band with my friends last night 🖤 Complete with MySpace angles and black eyeliner

I know no one asked. But for the lovers of butts, I'm afraid I do have cake back there