Profile avatar
loctastic.bsky.social
i am tall and often have a beard
2,839 posts 1,081 followers 225 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

haven’t had a politician / poster like this since, well, uh ….. Don’t make me say it

you guys going to the rave later? edm penalty starts his set at 1am

dads love taking the family to the hockey game

hey it’s not 5 out cheers to it not being 5 out

the buses yearn for the mines

watching SUMMER HOUSE

bluesky scolds are like “oh you have a terminal disease? you should be sad posting. why aren’t you sad posting” fuck off you stick in the muds. mud sticks, the lot of you

hamas with that classic prank of sending the wrong dead body of a hostage back -- i think they ripped that one off from impractical jokers

drinking MILK

this motherfucker is doing a book tour? dude should join ol’ Bob McCabe on the employment line

<jock jams starts up> “y’all ready for this???” no not really. it’s been a long— “BOP BOP BABOPBOPBOP BA BOP BA BOPBOP BOP BOP” oh motherFUCKER FINE

this dumb fucking motherfucking idiot

go Canada I guess. whatever. ice is stupid

lunch: cold chicken

geez can’t even give blowjobs for free glasses anymore - i THOUGHT we were making America great again