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can’t wait for the sixers to draft a guy with two heads and hands that look like they were AI generated

submitted 3 minutes ago • 1 comment

i haven’t been totally plugged in with the nyc mayor race so idk man it’s nice to have somebody under 40 want to work these days. nobody wants to work anymore!!!!

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

yeah we’re just blocking bluesky weirdos these days. Sorry

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

if turner was a horse he’d be shot

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

hit the ball the other way challenge FAILED

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

ok the stunt casting for the next doctor who is getting ridiculous

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

rest in piss, shit merrifield

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Pronouns are melting the brains of guys my age. Another little clip from my new special Positive Reinforcement (premiering 6/27 at 8pm) for you to enjoy! Share this with a grammar or sports enthusiast in your life and watch the whole special when it’s out in the world!

submitted 22 hours ago • 33 comments

“thank you for your attention to this matter”

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

has a president, while he’s still president, ever said “fuck” on tv before history!

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

allthoughhhhhhhh he’s not wrong lol

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

oh no stop it’s too early at your age you might have a cardiac event if you get mad like that oh no stop

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

when tr*mp gets to h*ll and shows h*tler all he had to do was “declare c*asefire”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

what this guy said

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

bluesky does trend humorless and annoying not me though. never me. full of humor. lots of humor. dollops of it

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

stop it. oklahoma does not have a nba team. you are making that up

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

least favorite bit of getting old - all the creams and salves and ointments

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Dave”Crockett” Dombrowski

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i wish every Mets a very get fucked

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment