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MEMO: Before you blame me for Spinrad’s rocket failure please remember that he is, in fact, a dolt. -L #Shadowrun

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MEMO: Saeder-Krupp reiterates its commitment to provide everyone - regardless of metatype, gender identity, creed, or ethnicity - with the opportunity to advance company profits. #Shadowrun

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MEMO: “Dankwalther’s Gold” is a myth and searching for it is a waste of time. But if you do find it remember that the Company has a legal claim to it. -L #Shadowrun

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

MEMO: Koln Arcology is hosting a marathon of Euphoria sims this Friday. This is an adults only event, with a facilitated discussion the artistic choices made during “Against the Hive Masters” afterward. #Shadowrun

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

MEMO: Special Projects has been directed to continuously attempt to contract Mark Bodkin, Dwarf Infiltrator for work even if we don’t have specific tasks for him. The reason being that if he is under contract, he’s not in the refreshments cart drone during a board meeting or something. #Shadowrun

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

MEMO: Hatred of billionaires does not bother me. I share the sentiment, actually, because most billionaires are metahumans and they are fundamentally weak and childish. Easy to hate. Leave the massing of wealth to me, a being of far greater intelligence and foresight. -L #Shadowrun

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

MEMO: I often get questions about the gold plated skull in Mr. Lofwyr’s executive rest room. I don’t know whose skull it is, but he did tell me that the gold used to be a toilet. #Shadowrun

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

MEMO: OK, nobody panic, but I need to know if anyone else can see this little statue. I can see it fine, but I need to know if anyone else can. Like right now. Especially people who are not in my office. #Shadowrun

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

MEMO: Well, add “improvised plasma cannon” to the list of things that SK security forces have encountered when kicking down a door… #shadowrun

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

MEMO: I have been seeing novelty soykaf mugs around the office that say “This meeting could have been a shootout on a good ship and true rounding Cape Horn.” That is not funny, and dishonors the memory of the SK Wegweiser and her crew! #Shadowrun

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

MEMO: Neither of these projects worked. #Shadowrun

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

MEMO: Employees, please remember to mute yourselves during virtual meetings. And in person meetings. And when on company property. Just generally don’t speak. #Shadowrun

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

IRREGULAR ASSETS: A team is needed to proceed immediately to (61.5765017, 15.0466216) and prevent - with extreme prejudice - anyone or thing from setting foot there for the next 48 hours. #Shadowrun #Plothook

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

MEMO: Those who recall @chriswarcraft.bsky.social from the Seamstress’s Union in Seattle will not be surprised to hear that he has been challenging the authorities in CalFree recently. Do not underestimate the Mr. Kluwes of the world. -L #shadowrun

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

IRREGULAR ASSETS: I require a team to replace the the electrolyte solution in seven grid scale flow batteries in the vicinity of Las Vegas, Pueblo Corporate Council. PPE and a tanker truck will be provided. Do NOT touch the replacement solution. #Shadowrun #Plothook

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

MEMO: My only complaint about Johnny Spinrad’s recent public flailing is that it increases the odds the public eats him before I do. What a Normal Human. - L #Shadowrun

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

MEMO: I am never working with Kumiko “Need4Speed” Nakayama again. I needed quick, discreet air transport out of Osaka and she somehow lopped the tail boom off the pursuing ‘copter with the rotor blade while singing along to ear-splitting J-Pop and setting off pink fireworks as chaff. #Shadowrun

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

MEMO: Details emerge about what happened to Wright. It was sexy katana wielding elf. AGAIN. They sliced through his entire security detail. AGAIN. They escaped into the anonymous shadows of the barrens. AGAIN. This is so cliche it makes me sick. #Shadowrun

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

MEMO: The Material Support Committee (CAS) will be meeting this week to finalize recommendations on the following orgs: - Soccer Moms for Entropy - Biloxi Liberation Front - West Palm Beach Rancid Cannibal Posse - ¡Supremacía enana, sí! - First Temple of the Plasmatic God #Shadowrun

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I agree. There are very few cool metahumans. -L

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

MEMO: The Palinuro Seamount is going to blow at any time in the next 48 hours. Mr. Lofwyr needs a team to secure a crate from the wreck of the vessel Hesperus in its immediate vicinity. Hazard pay rates apply. There will be competition. #Shadowrun #plothook

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MEMO: I have been working with executives for decades. I know all about your depraved appetites. I also know that any individual willing to indulge said appetites is 9/10 times a shadowrunner running a honey trap. For Ghost’s sake get a hold of yourselves. #Shadowrun

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

None of you knew him as I did... -L

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MEMO: Saeder-Krupp’s approach to national governments requires some clarification. Simply put, we treat them as metahumans treat livestock. We milk the ones that are productive and eat ones that are not. -L #Shadowrun

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Saeder-Krupp Mobile Extreme Environment Patrolcraft AKA “Roadrunner”

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

MEMO: The following pilot programs have been approved for implementation: - Prenatal Cyberware - Subterranean Thaumaturgy - Space Based Soy - Backyard Fission Product - Magma Repolarization - Ballistic Lobbying #Shadowrun

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

When I am in Seattle and have to meet at a club I usually stick to Penumbra or the Inferno with the other old timers, but I understand the new crop of hungry young shadowrunners are enjoying All Stars. #Shadowrun

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

MEMO: Following last week’s incident in the Black Sea, we are moving “There Is A Vampire On The Submarine” from level 5 to level 8 on the Assistance Request Form severity scale. Thank you. #Shadowrun

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

MEMO: Saeder-Krupp periodically shares this security footage from 2050. The fate of these Shadowrunners, believed to be Sally Tsung and two accomplices, is unknown. #Shadowrun youtu.be/8GPGQoR6f6w?...

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

MEMO: Jake Armitage. Anyone know if he’s still alive?

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments