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Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year (tied)
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Serve him tacos and then throw him the fuck out of the country.
Planet Earth, we apologize.
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Of course. So Trump can pardon him.
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He came down the escalator 10 years ago today.
We’re now A FULL DECADE into this grift, and the sheep have learned nothing.
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The media gives the Democrats the death penalty for jaywalking.
The media gives the Republicans a $10 fine for homicide.
These two facts explain about 99% of our current goat-fuck rodeo madness.
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They’re called “lies.”
You can use the word. It’s okay. And it’s convenient. Because he and his Orange God do it constantly.
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They arrested a judge.
They arrested a member of Congress.
They deployed the American military onto American streets to go after American citizens.
They handcuffed a Senator.
They just pledged to remove the Governor of our largest state the the mayor of that state’s largest city.
It’s here.
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Welcome to the new high school history textbooks coming to Oklahoma.
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Chris, these are Schrödinger’s Immigrants — who are simultaneously taking up all the jobs and all the joblessness benefits.
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This started with Reagan in 1980. We’re going on 45 years of this horseshit, and people seem to have learned nothing.
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I know it’s easy right now to piss all over the Democrats for losing elections. But it’s getting a lot more difficult to find messaging that appeals to an electorate who is increasingly saying “Please make me poorer, sicker, dumber — and take away my rights — so billionaires can get even richer.”
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It’s the same shit when he’s asked to name his favorite Bible verse, and he says some shit like “That’s a tough one because I love so many of them.”
His entire life has been an arrogant kid trying to bullshit his way through a book report for a book he’s never read.
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During the Dominion lawsuit some of the text messages from Fox News personalities came out. They knew the 2020 election wasn’t rigged and that Trump was spewing bullshit. And they kept going on the air and lied for him.
You’d think their viewers would rebel after being lied to. And you’d be wrong.
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I was always impressed with the efficiency in Minneapolis which was “burned to the ground” in 2020 and yet they somehow managed to rebuild every single house, business, skyscraper, university and sports stadium in a matter of weeks.
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Austin, you’re so fucking cool. Love you ❤️
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All in the name of a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist who has never worn the uniform and famously referred to dead United States Marines as “suckers” and “losers”.
It’s all just beyond the pale.
Congrats, young men. You’re now the Germans circa 1933.
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This is a sad, dementia-ridden, sundowning, impotent, gutless, pathetic little man just trying to feel big.
No one fears you, you gutless orange fuck.
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My Grandma used to look out the window and claim she saw snow. In July. Close?
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He first came down the escalator in 2015. We’ve now had a FULL FUCKING DECADE of his 24/7, Orwellian, over-the-top, insane, DEFCON-1 lies about everything imaginable. And these gullible media dipshits still can’t follow the fucking breadcrumbs.
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The entire Republican plan on health is essentially Nazi eugenics.
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My fellow Americans, I’ve followed politics closely for 40 years now. And I beg you to listen to me.
If you think you’re going to be able to save American democracy without taking some risks and abandoning your comfort zone, you are catastrophically wrong.
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They misspelled it 🤣🤣🤣
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Just remember this about Trump. He has never given a shit about getting caught. He only cares about not being punished.
The law is what they say it is unless someone stops them.
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The entire work product here is Performative Cruelty.
This is essentially Republican porn. White losers sit at home, flip on Fox News, and instantly feel better when they get to see nonwhite people suffering.
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Nearly every sci-fi movie has the same plot. Greedy people invent something they shouldn’t have invented, they lose control of it, and it eventually comes back and destroys everything.
Trump is now the T-Rex in “Jurassic Park” that has broken through the fence.
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There’s a very good chance they’re back together by Saturday. Really.
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We’re currently at the mercy of a bunch of white losers who peaked in high school — and have since dedicated their lives to “working out those issues” doing shit like this.
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He likely won’t try this in Chicago simply because he has a hotel there. Which would be an obvious focal point for protesters.
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Trump’s evil genius was being so completely criminal, amoral, corrupt, traitorous and incompetent at the same time that merely reporting on him honestly would look like an over-the-top partisan hit job.
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Blue state Governors (and any sane red state Governors if we still have any) need to speak tonight that the state national guards belong to them alone — without exception — forever.
Get ahead of this and stop just being reactive.
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Imagine a President being so fucking weak he has to send 2000 troops in to take back a Home Depot parking lot.
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Ah. Capitulation. I know it’s failed the previous 487 million times it’s been tried worldwide, but I’m sure this one will work.
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I always knew it would start in Seattle, Portland or LA.
Orange Hitler would probably love to time all this up with his big birthday parade.
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The Jedi mind trick. Interesting. Let’s see how it plays out.
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We’re less than one week into Pride Month, and Trump and Musk have already delivered the bitchiest fight we’re gonna see.
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To all the sycophantic ass-kissers, douchebag tech bros, crypto hustlers, capitulating law firms and universities, the Washington Post, the New York Times, CNN, Mark Zuckerberg, John Fetterman and Bill Maher. . . this is what you get for licking Trump’s traitorous balls and trying to be his buddy.
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Take a bow, Jake Tapper. Take a bow, Bill Maher. Enjoy your new boyfriend in all his ignorant glory.
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Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick. I watched the entire inauguration on 1/20/21. After he was sworn in, Biden went to a desk — in front of cameras — and signed about a dozen executive orders in front of the world.
Until something resembling reality matters again, this country is totally fucked.
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As an educated person, I weep.
As an American, I weep.
As someone who enjoys political satire, I simply surrender.
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This one is so damn handy.
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This is the kind of stuff you can say when your voters have zero critical-thinking skills.
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How silly must Jake Tapper feel? He writes this book about Joe Biden, and it turns out that BIDEN WASN’T EVEN PRESIDENT during the 2021-2025 “Biden Presidency.” He got TOTALLY fooled by a clone. Seems like a good reason to retract the entire book.
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Republicans Don’t Give A Fuck About You: EXAMPLE ELEVENTY THOUSAND BILLION
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This is the moment in the movie where the time traveler returns to Present Day, sees this on TV, and realizes he completely skull-fucked the Space-Time Continuum.
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As long as voters care more about being “entertained” with reality show freaks versus having honest, serious, competent leadership, then we’re in a world of hurt.
The media didn’t kneecap Biden because he was senile or incompetent. He was neither. He simply didn’t “entertain” them enough.
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Well thank goodness I stayed drug-free for decades in order to keep my security clearances.
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Looking forward to the birth of little baby &6€¥99£ or whatever the fuck they’re going to call it god just please fucking kill me 🙄
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You know, this entire administration would be destroyed in about 24 hours if these “reporters” ever went beyond stenography, and the average American voter didn’t have the IQ of a carrot.