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Crying in Whole Foods eating room temp sushi

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The Zoltar machine is broken.

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Those "best places to work" surveys that a lot of companies tell their employees to complete would make for a great phishing lure.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Selling evil ideas for $1

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Hey folks, I got laid off today by my org to make the first quarter look better. I'm an adept sysadmin, security analyst, and I'm looking to pivot into a Cybersecurity Engineer role. Hit me up with any leads you may have, and feel free to repost this. Thanks.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

It would be hilarious if Tesla protestors started occupying Tesla branded charging areas.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

One of my new favorite to uses of ChatGPT is to create mindmaps/diagrams with Mermaid.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Cell-site simulators (CSS, also known as Stingrays or IMSI catchers) are devices that masquerade as legitimate cell-phone towers, tricking phones within a certain radius into connecting to the device rather than a tower. Our new tool, Rayhunter, can help you find them. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

Bringing the blog back lol.systems

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Darth Vader and President Tangerine Palpatine

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

🗡️

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

It would be nice if they made yubikeys in different colors so you can color code them.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

submitted 86 days ago • 522 comments

Playing around with stix2, arangodb, and langchain.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

The worst part about S3 is when you need to delete millions of files.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

terraform apply -vars=vars/fakeprod.tfvars -target=mistakes

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Lately ya boi is cynical

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Who is ready for Friday the 13th? 🐈‍⬛ 👀

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

The latest album from @ytcracker.bsky.social is so good

submitted 141 days ago • 3 comments

A pwnagotchi ornament would also be fun 🎄

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out: Christmas tree ornament implant running on esp32 or a pi zero. Most Christmas trees have available power. If you leave it maybe you’ll get access again next year if they use the same ornaments each year.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

I'm making this tamale dressing for Thanksgiving. www.homesicktexan.com/tamale-cornb...

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Got bored today. I started writing a vulnerability scanner for WordPress themes and plugins so I can teach myself how to use tree-sitter.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck

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Creepshow is ridiculously underrated

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

Bought a typewriter

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Was the Cloudflare Athenian project always for gov sites and elections? I thought they helped non-profits too. To me it sounds like somebody wants to make sure Internet Archive way back machine is down. I’m not buying that this is just trolling.

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I was #809,013

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Making carnitas today for the first time. Wish me luck.

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

XIII

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Humans never should have started teaching sand how to do math.

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

I guess I'm going to be diving into Bluesky SDK after work. Firehose looks fun.

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments

My smoke detector decided to start chirping at 4am and I have chosen violence.

submitted 233 days ago • 0 comments

It’s like better call Saul but for Crowdstrike

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