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londynbree.bsky.social
I’m not great at a witty bio but I promise I’m funny in real life. Mom 👦🏽 | Millennial Manager 👩🏽‍💻 | HTX📍
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And with that I am officially at my house 🥰

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Alright, I’m ready to go. Work day over.

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Chile the Grande Dame is in prison honey 😭 #RHOP

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My assistant manager was just promoted and I feel like a proud mama!

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Ok Karen Huger with the cameo #beyondthegates

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Omg I can’t wait to get high af and watch the first episode of Beyond the Gates!

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Damn not my whole childhood meal plan 😭

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Dr. Wendy looks AMAZING. Mia looks like a ventriloquist dummy. Karen is fake. #RHOP

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Aries Mom + Leo Dad = Cancer Princess 👸🏾

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I finally fell back asleep. I woke back up, checked my phone, and I had a text from one of my employees with a picture of his mouth abscess. WHY DO YALL DO THAT? Ew. I don’t care why you not coming to work today.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I’m up like I don’t have to go to work in a few hours. Anyway… what y’all doing

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

My assistant is leaving 😭 whatever will I do?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Currently watching Queen and Slim as I take out my moms braids. Happy Black History Month ✨

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I am having the WORST bout of food aversion. Like everything is literally disgusting and I can’t force anything down. Help 😩

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

My girlfriend surprised me at my office with BETTER Cowboy Carter seats 😭 🤠

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Tickets secured 🤠 And with that, you hoes can’t tell me shit lmao. We’ve secured all MUST HAVE Houston tickets. Beyoncé Bun B Rodeo The Wiz Shout out to my girlfriend for holding me down while I was on the verge of crashing out in these waiting rooms.

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pay attention #blacksky ✨

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We speaking it into existence “I WILL GET THESE BEYONCÉ TICKETS.” And not only will we get them, we getting the ones we WANT. At a decent price at that. 🙏🏽

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

COWBOY CARTER, Time to strike a match and light up this juke joint 🤠 I got my email y’all

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I cannot stress this enough. If you ever fall into a group of people who insist you cannot come in contact with outside experiences and perspectives without a "right minded" peer to contextualize what you're seeing, or worse insisting you can't risk "being corrupted" by it at all? Run. It's a cult.

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Y’all I just left a post office that was in a strip center with a boost mobile, a check cashing place and a little Cesar’s. NEVER have I ever seen a post office not on its own land, aren’t they federal buildings?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick's halftime wasn't for everybody because it wasn't for everybody

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African American inventor Marie Van Brittan Brown invented a closed-circuit television security system, which put technology on the path to modern home security systems used today. If you have a Ring or ADT, you have Marie Van Brittan Brown to thank.

submitted 17 days ago • 18 comments

Good morning! ☀️ another day, another dollar.

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How y’all do this so fast

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What y’all think Drake doing rn?

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Fuck Kanye

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😁😁😁

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Sza so damn fine omg 🫠

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Omg I love being black 😩 This performance is beautiful.

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I hope Kendrick brings out Beyoncé 🤭 #wishfulthinking

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Lmao not a Canada commercial 😭

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Ooooh I just KNOW Philly lit af tonight

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Lmaoooo are the Chiefs even trying?

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Damn lmao

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