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I'm just an asshole in a white linen suit, sitting in a hot tub by the ocean at dawn. They/Them. NYC live events pervert. Electrician.
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I couldn't have predicted it myself but I would recognize it as in the realm of possibilities by that point. Elon succumbed to Poster's Madness in 2018.
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Paying $2.90 and sitting down for half an hour to be transported to a wholly new cultural landscape rules so fucking hard
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Nah he knows all those robots are complete shit, but he does have so many kids because he thinks he'll be able to brain transplant into one of them
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Yeah that's the real succession crisis. If he goes out on an OD it will be the biggest legal event in the past 970 years
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He's only in it for like five minutes before he's mauled to death by big cats
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I'm extremely interested in what Elon Musk's will looks like, if it exists
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Half my shit comes from AliExpress these days. Both places have issues with scam/fake listings but so does every western e-commerce system, people are just bad at identifying obviously fake items for sale
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I've been on the train since 2008 but I think the cave diver thing was the last opportunity to get og cred
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I think about this a lot. 32 years old vs 56
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Yeah you look at the og Nazis and the propaganda they're putting out has them sharply dressed and prim and proper and you look at our Nazis and the propaganda has them completely incoherent, wearing gas station sunglasses and a tee shirt from Hot Topic
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You will not see heaven
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Gun
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He doesn't think kids are pets he thinks he can do a brain transplant into one to achieve immortality.
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Ah yeah you say that but this time we'll do it with a country we share the longest unprotected border in the world with, and against a population that cannot easily be distinguished from our own
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The second most interesting one is the video game where one of the party members is trying to kill The Force
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Also plugging my go-to juicer guy, if anyone ever needs a juicer, blender, or whatever. discountjuicers.com
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I've never been more confident in the quality of a product in my life. I am bookmarking that and ordering my next pillows from them
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There's certainly feet
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Every gay bar in New Orleans