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Giving the people what they want starting this November. Call me whatever you like, just don't call me "good." Starting my Supervillain journey since everyone apparently loves evil so much
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be at peace with yourself

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submitted 106 days ago • 33 comments

I think the funniest thing in regards to being evil is realizing that the old adage is right. I get away with a lot more when the people in my proximity look at me and see what they want to see. I don't have to do anything for that; They do it all on their own

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Trans rights are human rights.

submitted 108 days ago • 39 comments

I don't know who needs to hear this, everyone I think, but if you send a PDF to your kindle and put 'convert' as the subject it will change it to epub format for you, you're welcome (I posted this on the other place and was surprised by how many people it helped so thought I'd do it here too.)

submitted 111 days ago • 270 comments

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

submitted 110 days ago • 577 comments

It took Google AI less than a few months to be sick and tired of human bs.

submitted 110 days ago • 6 comments

I ended up a Follow list for everyone who is apparently christian Help.

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.

submitted 110 days ago • 233 comments

my craving for chicken tenders never goes away

submitted 112 days ago • 9 comments

Update: If I knew that all I had to do was whine about the Illuminati, I would have done it earlier. I do love using all tools at my disposal

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

so sick and tired of seeing the best people in video games rewarded for incredible work by having their institutions dismantled by nosepicking failsons and working themselves too hard/deferring care until they pay for it with their health. same goes for animation.

submitted 112 days ago • 10 comments

Obviously, I'm going to be looking for a mirror

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Where the hell is my invitation? The dark side is all the same. It doesn't want to play with the people on its team

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.

submitted 111 days ago • 114 comments

Be crime. Do gays.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I'm throwing an edging party. You can't come.

submitted 111 days ago • 3 comments

time to be insufferable on a new platform

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

I always advise a burning vengeance

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything

submitted 111 days ago • 31 comments

Adopt a cat.

submitted 111 days ago • 71 comments

Obviously, Nietzsche is on my reading list, but I really think what a bitch should be reading is Sun Tzu because he is Daddy

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

chat is this real

submitted 114 days ago • 3 comments

“If you are able, stealthily approach your enemy and tie his shoes together. In this way you may achieve both victory and mirth.” - Sun Tzu, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘳𝘵 𝘖𝘧 𝘞𝘢𝘳

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

My demons this. Your demons that. What I want to know is how the hell you guys are summoning demons in the first place because none of my attempts have ever worked. It's like they're emotionally unavailable or something

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Guess who had his empire auctioned off today? Brings new meaning to "The Truth Hurts".

submitted 113 days ago • 330 comments

the fortune teller flips over your tarot card and looks confused you lean forward to sneak a glance. “is-is that a flaming dumpster?” you ask nervously

submitted 111 days ago • 11 comments

Just opened a calzone restaurant. Used to have a pizza restaurant, but it folded.

submitted 113 days ago • 210 comments

Can I please just have a buff body from drinking Hard Lemonade and eating pizza? Why did the Athletic Body Gene pass over me??

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submitted 111 days ago • 297 comments

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

submitted 111 days ago • 17 comments

your handle will always be valid to me...

submitted 112 days ago • 5 comments

Tame them so you can sic them on others

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Giving out free samples of my attitude today.

submitted 112 days ago • 62 comments

Zorro and Bandit are ready to fight crime

submitted 112 days ago • 320 comments

Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "

submitted 113 days ago • 411 comments

Is their handle….. *makes wrist limp*…. Invalid?

submitted 112 days ago • 9 comments

ｔａｋｅ ｕｐ ｓｐａｃｅ

submitted 112 days ago • 4 comments

I don't have a man I can use as a mouthpiece to take control of my extended family unit, so my ass is staying home

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment