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Thinking about how not once in my life, I ever had a pizza cheesesteak. It’s probably because Cheesesteaks the way I order them are great every time. No need to change the formula. And I figure the wager in trying it and ending up wishing I had a regular cheesesteak is too great.

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Showed the nephew a few music videos from my youth, including Shiny Happy People by R.E.M. He was very indifferent.

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I promised myself I'll do more check ins on friends after the Super Bowl, but even after it has passed, I'm kind of struggling with it. I'll be back to 100% soon though

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Fun costume idea: panicked Statue of Liberty from the Onion comics

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How come the word “Turbo” is not anywhere nearly as used as when I was a kid?

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Your outie can do 35 lb overhead presses, hold a bear plank for 60 seconds, and loves to do Bulgarian split squats.

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your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day

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“Your outtie is exceptional at Ninja Gaiden.” “Nintendo?” “Xbox.” “Ohh. 😕” “You are deducted ten points.”

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you'd think it'd just melt

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Me, clearly someone who has never seen House of the Dragon: mocking voice Oooh it’s me, I’m the DRAGON! It’s MY house! Suck my BUTT! Winter is COMING!

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Women couldn’t have their own credit until 1974. Marital rape became illegal nationwide in 1994. We are ONE generation into women having a CHANCE at life & it’s proved so intolerable America would rather end itself than allow such a thing to continue.

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Now that the Eagles won the Super Bowl and had their parade, I wondered how to quit Twitter, so I made a few tweets about how Elon should open his fucking neck up with a knife. I mean it’s easier than going through the deactivate protocol. And part of me hope it gets like 3 likes.

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Well that was fun! Elon Musk is a Nazi

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BERT: hey ernie do you want some ice cream ERNIE: sure bert BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not ERNIE: i said sure bert BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie

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::looks at writing on hand:: “Bad=bad Badass=good” ::nods::

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Debbie Downer funnier than ever

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Maniac Mansion Pixie Dreamcast Girl

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Might be interested in playing video game baseball again, but base running controls used to drive me fucking insane and I get anxiety thinking about a guy that made second run for third, and the guy running home turns around and also heads for third and auughhgh dash jcfkdf

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I’m almost 44 years old I can do whatever I want and sometimes I waste six bucks

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showing my roommate Kristin An American Tail and promising myself not to cry when Fievel and his sister sing Somewhere Out There

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I actually remember Avonte Maddox being the best nickel corner in the league for a little bit. Then he got hurt a bunch and became a liability last season, and was loathed this season. I’m very happy he had a terrific 4th down play in the Super Bowl, and will always love him.

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The Eagles put Mahomes in a spot where he’ll never pass through this again

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My brain is so fucking scrambled right now. Just saw a video of a guy patting the bottom of an elephant’s foot, and it’s bouncy and almost rubbery looking. Amazing.

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I am very much not a fan of moving the narrative to Jason was bad for the locker room.

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Kids are all right.

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Celebrating the Eagles Super Bowl has been off. I lost several family and friends since the off-season, and they were almost all Eagles fans. Spending the next couple days thinking about them til Friday’s parade.

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Jalen Hurts is like a level 20 monk and a level -4 bard

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When we were talking about our hopes for the game @xantar.bsky.social said he hoped the Eagles would dominate so bad that Butker would never get a chance to kick a field goal because they'd be so behind that they'd have to go for it on 4th and always try for two to catch up. He knew

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Taking items and distributing them to the people is the opposite of MAGA

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I remember having this weird thing where I was a super Venus Williams fan, where I cheered only for her and hated on everyone else, including her sister Serena. Just because I liked her name more. Obviously that all changed, but

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I’m weird, but I’d prioritize Rick Lovato over Baum

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