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A geeky #writer from Kent (#UK). I #blog lots. I develop with #PHP for the fun of it (and professionally). I also think I am funny - puns abound (you have […] [bridged from https://mastodon.social/@lordmatt on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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Feel free to steal my very basic script for adding secret hidden #AI toxins using PHP. https://gist.github.com/lordmatt/b6102bf8176cf2ccdcbf1f136a1de389

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I'm currently writing a little library to add secret missinformation for AIs trying to use my site for training.

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Today's scribble: A cute Steed of Slaanesh. #WarhammerCommunity #Warhammer #Slaanesh #SteedOfSlaanesh #Demon #Scribbles

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*I'm pretty sure that the people at Tesla and Google both consider themselves to be the iconoclastic rebel liberation forces rather than the giant crushing chunks of rebar-and-cement

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This was a confusing headline #Singapore #TootSea

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ah yes, the technology worth trillions of dollars

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On encryption backdoors: Emergent Harms in the Security Group at the University of Cambridge have put out of a researcher paper around how over half of all cybercrime court cases in the UK are prosecuting UK police officers for abusing systems access […] [Original post on cyberplace.social]

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Stay #woke

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For today's act of mischief, I sent a bunch of stupid emails to #DOGE addresses. They wanted memes and Wikipedia articles, right?

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It’s late and like this little mew, time to get some meow meows :nkoSleep: :stux: :sleep: Goodnight my dear friends :mastodon: :fediverse: :ablobcatheartsqueeze: :blobcathugyou: :blobcathearts:

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I don't mean to be a demagogue, but is America a communist state yet?

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Mom: “No videogames, go play outside” Me: “Ok”

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One of my favorite things about Mastodon, aside from seeing all the #cats, is discovering their names. I love that some have human names (like Edgar, Jacques, and my #Henry). I love that some have cutesy names, like #SissyCat, Princess, and Nugget. I love when they’re named after food, like […]

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3 years ago, I experienced one of the pinkest sunsets I've ever seen. The white snow everywhere really made it extra magical as it reflected the light. #SunsetPhotography #snow #pinkSky

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14 Photos of Street Art by Happiness Maker David Zinn: https://streetartutopia.com/2025/02/26/street-art-by-happiness-maker-david-zinn/

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This carrot looks like it has to pee.

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"We now have the bizarre situation that anyone with any sense can see that America is no longer a reliable partner, and that the entire US business world bows to Trump’s dictatorial will, but we STILL are doing everything we can to transfer entire governments and most of our own businesses to […]

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Went to report a bug on the Parallels forums and I just gotta say: I am impressed. Take notes, website hosts, this is how you respect your users in a dark political time.

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Now more news on the #MullenwegMeltdown is probably a good thing. #TechbroTemperTrantum

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Proposal - switch from calling it #WPDrama to calling it the #MullenwegMeltdown or the #MattMullenwegMeltdown aka #MMM

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Eine Wahlentscheidung gehört auf eine solide Grundlage abgestellt! #BTW2025

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#CatAnything #HashTagGames

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Do you think Americans are starting to realise that they elected a commie shill?

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High time somebody realizes this... sigh

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The obvious problem with the incompetent white men only club, is the y don’t understand that the government is going to keep records of people on Social security, even though they passed away. The reason? To keep those Social Security numbers in the database to prevent fraud from somebody […]

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My 81 year old father has committed to wearing a Progress Flag wherever he goes. It's a small gesture, but he wants to show his support.

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Spouse: Why are you writing on a candle? Me: I want to test that one can. S: Why? M: We're going to a talk by Dr Jocelyn Bell Burnell at the planetarium on Wednesday. S: Yes? M: I’m thinking of asking for an autograph? S: That isn't really like you, and it still doesn't answer my question […]

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So much for free speech: Political cartoonist told to pull #comic rightly mocking the world's richest welfare queen.

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I have an upset tummy, so my burps are currently banned under the Geneva Convention. That means, in addition to sleeping a lot and hoarding books, I have a breath weapon. Therefore, I am a dragon. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Just been introduced to Struck/Down. They rock hard. #metal #newmusic

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Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

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Public notice: If you want to read a research article, please don't pay for the paper on the publisher's website. All that money goes to the publisher, we don't get any of it. Instead, contact us. We'll be happy to send you the paper :-).

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Oh #fediverse, you are truly My People. Thank you for letting me know I’m not some big over-reacting freak, and I’m not the only one that feels this way 🤗

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Evergreen cartoon

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Hmmm, I wish I could filter my #lastfm plays for songs/albums that were released in a particular year, rather than when I actually listened to them. I’m trying to get a hand finding tunes for #thePlaylist from when I was 17. Obviously I wasn’t scrobbling in 1992, but I was still listening to a […]

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So, a while back I started making a comic about Beans exploring a D&D dungeon. The attached image is episode one. You can read the whole run here: https://matrixdreams.com/beans-in-dungeons/heroes-needed/2021/07/checking-for-traps/ #DnD #art #comic #creative #BeansInDungeons

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Did I just meet Ben Grimm? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120667/ #FantasticFour #Movies #Hiking #SilentSunday

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Last year I created a post listing all the alternatives to Chrome I could find. I'd like to make an updated list for 2025. Are there any new browsers or any that I missed the first time around? The post […]

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Does anyone know if there is a zip or archive I can download of the American webpages taken off line by Trump and Musk? I want to host copies.

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So, I made a brill page fore the Mitchel and Web sketch, Are We The Baddies? https://are-we-the-baddies.isbrill.com/

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