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Lessens the risk of sunburn 🌞
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Think I'll be safe in They Live. Just chill, do some shopping. Stay away from banks and alleyways though. 😎
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Had a brand new hat murdered on day one by the feathered shitters. Glad I wasn't personally splattered but goodbye hat.
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Can't go wrong with a bit of 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' 🧑🎄
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Oh, I misread that as 'cracker' - thought it was a comment about Christmas starting too early or something 😵💫🧑🎄
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That's a great shot
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I can hear the gulls. They're coming for your ice cream 🍦
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I once caught my mum eating a doughnut with a fork. 🧓🫣
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I was in Poundland the other day just living the dream and I'm fairly sure I saw the Windows XP desktop wallpaper on all their broken down self-scan checkouts.
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Universal spam is the future.
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Is *anything* better in this country since Brexit?
I genuinely cannot think of one single thing that has improved.
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I'm playing it right now on the PS5 and really enjoying it. Thanks for the recommendation.
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Gonna try really hard not to scream Awoogaaa every few minutes.