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Tired of the “never coming back from this in our lifetimes” nonsense. South Korea, Brazil, Eastern Europe, Mexico were all effectively dictatorships within a life time (and most within my life time) and have all have democracy now.

追忆 #艾尔登法环 #ELDENRING #エルデンリング

DODGERS ARE IN LAST PLACE WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Baseball is back everybody we did it

trouble 💖

My U.S. Rep, a Democrat, held a town hall and explicitly said that THE REASON she was speaking out louder now was because she got so many calls and emails. DEFINITELY YELL AT THEM. It’s the only language they speak. It’s literally how they gauge public opinion.

whenever young people ask me for advice, i always recommend that they carry some cash on them. it's easy to understand why they don't, since almost everything now can be bought with a credit card or a mobile app. but what it means for me is that they're more difficult to hold up and rob in the park

haha yeah let's make out at the end of the world

TIRED: “haha I hope the asteroid hits us.” WIRED: “fuck that. *i* want to hit the *asteroid.*” INSPIRED: “Actually I’m astrosexual and I’d like you to respect my preferences now if you’ll excuse me I have a glowing rock to rub myself on.”

I'm instituting a complete and total ban on doomer sentiment in my replies. "Actually nothing good can ever happen and you're a naive fool if you think otherwise." Understandable given recent events but enough!

It is one degree outside and thus my week is ruined

“haha it’ll feel so nice to have the cold winter air hit my clean shaven face” - me, an idiot, earlier today

#SMTVV

QRP with your wings art! Did someone call? 👀🦅

Virgo zodiac print

Sears spotting through concrete canyons

Happy Valentine's!

It’s almost 2AM and I’m drunkenly stumbling around in the snow around Wrigley Field, a place that I view with an almost religious sort of reverence, crying happy tears rn

Went to a rave tonight and it was FUCKING AWESOME

I bought some new boots back in December and the leather is finally starting to get a nice patina

happy valentines day again

also i know cable news massively dropped the ball, but a random 20 year old yelling online or your mom just reposting stuff isn't journalism. check the actual news at least once a day. they are covering protests. they are covering federal rulings against Trump.

I saw the white paint video (NSFW)… fascinating things are happening on X, the everything app

Returnal is one of my favorite games of all time so I’m hyped that we’re getting a “sequel”

I’ve also watched Get Smart with Steve Carrell at least 15 times because it was one of like five movies I had on my iPod, that feels like the kind of experience that doesn’t exist anymore

For some reason I watched this piece of shit movie in theaters when it came out and I was reminded of it today so now you have to look at this too

None of this would’ve happened if they hadn’t killed that damn gorilla

as general advice don't come into someone's comments to parasocially bitch about hating the thing someone likes is that kind of highschool bully behavior worth getting blocked over when you could've just stayed in your lane, one wonders

I didn’t actually expect this to be THE Talib Kweli posting on bsky but that’s really cool, gotta shout out my favorite song of his: youtu.be/yDJ2PZwnl2s

#UnicornOverlord #Alain

#13Sentinels #Memes

This year’s Super Bowl ads subjected us to a lot of body horror that no child should ever have to see on national TV: the fleshy cowboy hat, the detached tongues dancing, James Harden’s upper lip

“Say Drake 😀” Quick sketch of Kendrick #halftime