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🔞 -==𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚==- 🔞 bsky's official orb girl (i like orbs) mangosteens are our friends @lostrobot on discord, feel free to DM only follow me if you're fine with seeing porn everywhere
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For some reason Pastebin decided to nuke my account over this, so here's a Google Document for the entirety of Evbo's Parkour Civilization: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

post-nut clarity is FAKE you're really telling me that people are never thinking clearly except specifically in the two-minute period after cumming? no, that is the POST-NUT PRUDE "oh jerking off to this is actually isn't *that* fun" uh excuse me? you just came everywhere?? hello??

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

i'm removing bluesky from my firefox home page now, so i probably won't be checking it very often anymore

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

emails citing ban reasons are rolling out apparently it is a bannable offense to CLICK LIKE ON A POST that the bluesky moderators deem inappropriate

submitted 100 days ago • 7 comments

final salt in the wound is that a post i just made hit the Discover tab and now i'm getting people calling themselves republicans in my replies clicked the Discover tab to see what it looks like and the first thing i see is The Guardian talking about jobs this joint is cooked, to discord it is

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

discord is @lostrobot, as mentioned in my bio i have some extremely large (and free) secret projects i've been working on 16 hours a day for the past few years, and i'd like for y'all to see them when they're finally released

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

you know, thinking on how this ban wave just happened to occur immediately after bluesky became overwhelmingly popular it kinda seems like this whole time they were only keeping us around so the site can get off the ground now they don't need us anymore

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

elon musk's twitter has officially banned fewer of my trans mutuals than bluesky

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

i take back what i said about starfruit, it turns out the one i ate wasn't ripe ye- wait what the fuck why are all of my friends banned

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

i swear bluesky mods choose who to ban each morning by putting pictures of queer people on a dartboard and throwing darts blindfolded over coffee

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

lord help me i havent drawn in forever and im rusty as fuck #art #furryart

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

i recently learned that if you only eat 500 calories per day then you will actually get malnutrition after a while and it isn't just a made-up thing

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

i made a cute 90 minute album of microtonal music for a game i was making (or rather, ~45 minute album with ~45 minutes of bonus tracks) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFiW...

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

the reason i could never be a therapist is because in response to literally every issue i'd just say "try looking at more yuri hentai" i'd be far too successful and all the other therapists would be out of a job

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Gottem

submitted 138 days ago • 15 comments

repost if you're okay with your friends having weird sex fantasies about you

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes i need to autistically infodump about things i don't actually have any info on need to find a girl who's fine with me coming over and gesturing at a pomegranate while saying "look it's a pomegranate" for like an hour

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 114 days ago • 2 comments

huge news

submitted 115 days ago • 2 comments

SO CLOSE (i can't drive) (i'm also sad this didn't include spicier ones like "to the Bible" or "in the classroom" or "in your occupied tent at scout camp" or "in the church chapel while it's in session" or "in the same room as a mormon apostle") (all of which i've admittedly done)

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

mcdonald's is an awesome loli creation company, it's just sad that they're so slow at it since they keep getting distracted with some weird fast food side gig or something

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

why is it that the most popular people on porn sites are just completely boring and generic pornstars and not some dude named The Cum Yodeler who performs the most flawless clogging and yodeling performance you've ever seen whenever they ejaculate

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment