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Just misread that Dodds was resigning due to ‘foreign AIDs cats’ and wondered what the hell was going on

Lemsip but in a VAPE

Have managed to cool the world’s shittest chilli this evening 👍

Au de toilette

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Gone from MP to HMP

Watched Heretic last night which is a lot of fun, I’m amazed that no one has pointed out that Hugh Grant spends the first half an hour doing a very good, understated Boris Johnson impression

Grosse Pointe Blank absolutely one of my favourite films, yet weirdly I’ve never wondered who directed it… ah well, thanks Wesley, RIP

I think the Broccoli family have decided to sell to Amazon so that they can now concentrate on just VEGGING out

Give me a 6 part series on the origin story of Mr Wint and Mr Kidd and I’m IN

Sitting near an escalator that sounds like the start to Timber by Coldcut

Big thank you to Stansted Airport for installing the machine that caused my 9 year old son to yell, “DAD, WHATS A VIBRATING RING” across the Gents toilets at me

do they have camera crews in the Oval Office EVERY day? this is the equivalent for Starmer becoming a co-host on This Morning

Watt a TWAT

Ah Forest, how I’ve missed you

Boring Bluesky question: I have got rid of my News and Discover feeds but they put News and Discover posts in my main feed… why is that? Can I stop it? thanks!

Gwynn the shit

She is such a PUDDING

Apologies - I forget who sent this blog about Yarvin's blueprint, which looks uncannily like what Musk is actually attempting. www.thenerdreich.com/reboot-elon-...

bag of Percy for the train… know what I mean!?!