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All I wanna do is have some fun. Knoxville, TN
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The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.

Forget all January health these commercials. I'm learning nothing takes the #holidayweight off like a little influenza A.

Good news for my friends with seasonal affective disorder (SAD)! Tomorrow is the shortest day of the year, so things will be getting brighter every day after that. Until January 20th. Then we’ll be taking a nosedive straight down into the black abyss of fascism.

We need to marshall the resources expended in the war on drugs in an effort to help the unhoused find housing on a national scale

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

Elderly parent: Here's some stuff I don't want, or I bought on a whim Adult me: Thanks. What am I supposed to do with it?

Guys who #clean the bathroom, When we're at home, why are we standing up to #pee?

"In May, Trump slurred his words at a rally in Wisconsin as he referred to Biden’s “fake infrastrucker, ershure para,” before landing on “a package of infrastructure.” He then went on an incoherent rant about Master Lock." www.inquirer.com/opinion/edit...

[the longest sigh I've ever sighed] Swift vote veterans for truth

Seems like every two weeks or so Joe Biden forgives another few billion dollars of student debt. It's marginal, but after awhile, the margins add up... (also, I wish I was on this margin) www.nbcwashington.com/news/busines...

GOP: No Ukraine unless you do border Dems: Those shouldn't be linked GOP: Tough, we linked them Dems: Fine, here's a compromise GOP: Not enough Dems: OK, you write the border parts GOP: Wait Dems: We're open to it GOP: Uh... we're not, no matter what Media: Congress Deadlocked, Dems Won't Compromise

With another wave of glowing media profiles of Trump supporters and "you out-of-touch elites just don't get his enduring appeal" op-eds, good time to re-up my @thebulwark.bsky.social piece "The Media Still Doesn't Get Biden Voters (and barely even tries)." They're the national majority.

The helmet manufacturer must be too woke.

Seinfeld BO valet episode but with a mechanic who drove my car to diagnose engine problems. It's real you all.

Lil Nas X pulls these stunts off because he backs it up with great music. "J Christ " is dope. What's funny is this provocation is older than he is. Madonna did the same thing with "Like A Prayer." Christians just make themselves so easy to troll. www.salon.com/2024/01/13/l...

Billionaire sociopaths routinely lay off huge swaths of their workforces just to impress their shareholders and then when a chunk of fuselage shears off a 737 in midair they're like "ah yes, DEI did that"

It lasted 54 years in three second increments www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Boeing is vowing to fix the hole in the airplane

Sinéad O’Connor died of natural causes, a London coroner’s office said in a statement Tuesday. The finding apparently rules out the possibility that she died by suicide or drug overdose, contrary to widespread speculation among her fans after she was found unresponsive in a London home last July.

"The glaring weakness here is that Republicans are real adults, making decisions for themselves...and the fact that their leader engaged in insurrection and might thus be disqualified...was not hidden from them at any point. They called it an insurrection. They acknowledged Trump’s culpability."

IMO if you're rich then you should party, I mean go off. drop/sniff/smoke/take one for us working stiffs

No one: French Royalty in the 18th century:

Who hasn't been a longtime friend of the world's most famous child rapist then put the guy who gave said rapist a sweetheart deal in your cabinet and then let said rapist conveniently die under your Department of Justice's watch? Surely not as big news as a few paragraphs in a 1997 dissertation.

man there's going to be a whole 5 year generation of tech with useless AI features built in that we'll just have to ignore for the next 10-15 like 3d tvs

xmas is a special time that only comes once a year and lasts about one-sixth of said year when everyone is filled with murderous obligation

This year's Christmas tree is drinking like a sailor on leave. That's a good thing. #christmastree #christmas #tannenbaum

Newspaper article from 1963

Turn that cantaloupe into a yesicanaloupe!

Damn, Sports Illustrated, at least buy the AI generated image of the "author" of your AI generated content.

There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day.

TOM PETTY: I won't back down TOM OPEN-MINDED: I'd consider backing down