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Putting names trump "employee of the month" in new speech More at 5

Got kicked out of nandos for feeding the baby when I said "here comes the second aeroplane". Can't even have mushy peas because of woke

Went to subway and they killed the cow infront of me and still snuck a few pickles in there

Pooh bear is Russian disinformation. He is just called "poopy"

also i put some icons in my bio so ppl kno im gay gay lesbian gay woman wlw sapphic butch dyke gay lesbian

I love my stupid lesbian life

Beware those who are good at both sucking up and punching down. Their loyalty is an illusion, but their cruelty is not. A true warrior licks no boots, nor uses theirs to step on others to get ahead.

hey, can one of the reasonable centrist writers condescendingly explain to me again that it is overblown to call these people segregationists?

Elon loses $111 Billion as Tesla stock struggles.

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

problem solved

once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all

staring at my face until it isn’t a face anymore but a hideous set of orifices

Spiritually I am balding

The first Israeli hostage was released today, tge IDF claims he was well fed and looked after.

Imagine getting fisted by Mr tickle

Whenever I feel bad about the trials of being queer I think about why the L was put first in LGBT and it almost instantly makes me feel better.

Graduated poop school top of my ass

We're on the same freakuency

Fun fact time. Mushrooms are technically divorced dudes I their 50s

Took her to my attic. Anne I Franked it😈🤘🤘🤘

It was the best of times it was the Worcestershire of times

did two years of law school before i figured out that's not how you become a court jester😞

Puerto Rico won't have power till NEXT YEARR?????

Feeling so welsh and proud I'm gonna start slapping the dragon onto other flags

"cannibalism as a metaphor for love" what if im just really hungry. then what

Me making mild Italian jokes about Luigi Mangione vs me realizing that American right wing news is actually starting to engage in 1930s style anti-Italian racism

Fighting the ladies of with a stick

What about Italian dudes that aren't ugly but also aren't really hot and don't know what they look like most of the time

From Venice, Italy: "Deny, Defend, Depose" "Luigi Mangione our hero"

Waluigi mangione

I'm seeing someone else. Can you see them too is this real

Qhat about luigi mangione what about the adjuster blah blah blah. What about Waluigi Wangione

Road signs were hacked in Seattle: kutv.com/news/nation-...

What do you mean I'm a stalker I'm looking out for her

when I forget to bring my water bottle on a walk

We need to put azealia banks and Elon musk in the same room and lock the door and set the house on fire