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As a Black woman, I feel persecuted in the US because of all the discrimination and racism and shit and am available for equally sympathetic interviews about my persecution.

What if I turn in this script with a character named Condoleezza

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 22,1978

i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today

A friend included this anti-acknowledgement section on her PhD thesis. She also added the proposition: “Systematic bullying and undermining of girls and women in STEM starts early on and is the reason why they do not stay in science and related fields.” Absurd we still need to go through this 🧪👩‍🔬

Dreamed that JD Vance was on a talk show telling an older lady that the ideal world would be “a future without grandparents.” He was visibly annoyed that she didn’t agree, practically tearing his hair out.

ME: ah shit man didnt see your text. ill bring the hammer drill back this afternoon, thanks so much for letting me borrow it & i hope it didnt inconvenience you THE WORKWEAR GUY: no problem ME: *later, seeing a 60-post thread from him about how wearing Hokas indicates Low Character* oh come on

🚨 pączki spotted in grocery store 🚨

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 26,1944

omg bank i need to retire like SO much

you ever look up when Passover starts and find yourself confronted with a sacred mystery

• Out • For • A • Walk • Bitch

I accept this quest.

Six years ago today 🌿 Cacti and euphorbia at The Huntington

we saw the Maurice Sendak exhibit at the Denver Art Museum fact of the day, per the exhibit: “the monsters of Where the Wild Things Are were inspired by childhood memories of his relatives, who would pinch his cheeks and, like the Wild Things, exclaim ‘We'll eat you up—we love you so!’”

it all feels very them: merry christmas! me: i don’t actually celebrate christmas, but thanks! them: ok well you deserve to die actually

just realized I mixed up my morning pills and night pills and accidentally took a unisom earlier (shape and color not drastically different from thyroid pill) f m l

fyi for anyone looking for some fun, funny, smart fiction by a black author: look for the Edinburgh Nights series by T. L. Huchu. I am tearing through them. I like an author who trusts you to keep up.

But do you??!

Nature valentines. Thanks to my Patrons for keeping me drawing www.patreon.com/birdandmoon

remember, Febiary is more afraid of you than you are of it

Medicaid work requirements don't increase paid employment. They push workers off Medicaid via paperwork. 92% of adults on Medicaid have paid jobs, do unpaid caregiving work, or aren't working b/c of illness, disability, or school. (To KFF: "Not working b/c of caregiving responsibilities" is work!)

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

YES! Chuck, where do you live? Can you call your Senator?

NO. I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I KEEP SEEING THIS WRONG OPINION STATED WITH SUCH CONFIDENCE, AND SO PERVASIVELY. GODDAMN PEOPLE. The attached picture explains why I am so peeved.

All these posts urging government employees who’ve been fired unlawfully to just keep working, as if the unlawful nature of the termination mitigates its effectiveness… NO. If you’re fired, you’re fired. You sue later and IF A COURT AGREES, you get backpay, maybe re-hiring, etc. 1/🧵

Someone quickly snagged this one after I listed, but I wanted to show the finished piece on here. 🧡 daniellepedersen.com