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Co-host/songwriter 🌈🎙 @lezhangoutpod. 🎶@dollarbeanprod. Wife. Mommy. “Everything you’re sure is right can be wrong in another place.” (she/her) 🍉😷
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Really feels like we’re running a country-wide Stanford prison experiment and we’re all failing, at this point

Sooo… are we all just assuming Zuckerberg is dating an AI at this point?

In case you’re curious what’s *not* an ideal time to realize you need to replace a bunch of the subfloor in your kitchen, IT’S RIGHT ABOUT NOW 🥲

If you’re not running your own Phase III clinical trials on thousands of kids to assess the safety and efficacy of the vaccine you’re considering, can you even call yourself a Mother???

Listen, the Lindsey Graham tweet is absolutely insane, yes. BUT, just briefly being in the presence of JD Vance *did* kill the last pope, so he may be onto something exciting here…

New game show idea: “Are they gay? Or just Gen-Z?”

Brb, gotta go fling myself into the sun…

Katy Perry: “I killed a nun while stealing her home once.” JD Vance: “Hold my beer”

Don’t threaten *me* with a good time…

We just published a new study on COVID-19 in Ontario, and it turns out, the way we measured cases may have been way off. Why? Because testing wasn’t equal across age and sex groups. That skews what we think we know. In epi-speak this is called “ascertainment bias”. Here's what we found:

🎙️ New podcast episode: The Dark Gay-ges We talk with Making Gay History’s Eric Marcus (@makinggayhistory.bsky.social) about the queer icons who fought before us and why remembering our past matters now more than ever. 🎧 Listen now + join our Patreon to support queer stories & resistance!

I never heard of spasmodic dysphonia as a kid, and yet I’m still able to separate RFK Jr’s voice from the fact that he’s a massive fucking idiot.

Guess we better all start prepping our soybean recipes, since the price of every other foodstuff is about to explode 🤷🏻‍♀️

Pete Hegseth being such an insecure, incompetent moron that he needs to drunkenly dick-swing around his family group chat by sharing active military operations is… well really exactly what we all expected from him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Leigh (@lshfoster.bsky.social) from @lezhangoutpod.bsky.social joined us to unpack all the queer chaos in #Yellowjackets—including how Shauna not being able to be with Jackie caused 90% of the drama in this show. Watch now on YouTube or listen wherever you get your podcasts! 1/2

Tbh, you should care about people getting thrown into torture camps not just because it *could* happen to you, but because it *is* happening to someone already.

Make America Get the black lung Again

Love when places are playing the Big Man-Baby Power Hour. Or as other people seem to call it: men’s soccer.

🎙️ New ep just dropped! This week we’re talking Conclave — the papal thriller that’s basically Mean Girls in robes. Feat. comedian & return guest Mariel Taren and way too much gay tension for one Vatican. 💒 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts #ShouldveBeenGay #LezHangOut #QueerPodcasts

At the aquarium with the kids learning how giant snow crabs just live in the sand at the bottom of the ocean, chilling and waiting for food to rain down on them from above, and like, sign me up this life rn, honestly.

She’s about one week away from just saying “He’s not white enough to warrant this much concern!” directly into a camera.

Laughing like an eldritch horror has captured my thoughts and driven me to the brink of madness every time I remember that Biden couldn’t even manage to forgive student debt in four entire years.

Americans learning about the Holocaust in school: “I would be the one who stood up and took a stand against this!” Americans watching people be rounded up without charges or due process and thrown in torture camps: “Welp, guess they should’ve tried not being Hispanic I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️”

Oh no oh no I bought Grampa’s Weeder and it actually kicks ass I’m so sorry everyone

I’d love for my kids to remember as “Liberation Day” the day elected Democrats actually stood up and did a single goddamn thing about the fascist wingnut ripping our country to pieces. You wanna help with that at all?

I wrote possibly my dumbest song ever for this one 😆 But also the opening lines are a direct shout-out to the opening paragraph of @heatherhogan.bsky.social’s first ever PLL recap, and it made me miss those #BooRadleyVanCullen days oh so much 🥲

It’s hard to express the frustration, as a queer person who grew up having to listen to endless debates on whether or not gay people should even *be allowed* to have kids, now watching us excuse people straight up murdering their kids with their brainwashed, asinine takes on vaccines. Infuriating.

We literally can’t even produce those “little, little screws” in this country. My brain feels like it is perpetually exploding these days.

Y’all know what to do

So just to be clear: the US took a legal resident, with no trial, no evidence of crime, no charges, and disappeared him to a foreign torture prison, then suspended both the Fed lawyer who felt he had no legal argument for this *and* his supervisor, and has delayed the ruling to bring him home.

Same for queer folks.

This all sucks absolute balls in the most general, abstract terms. But what’s saddest to me are all the smaller, individual stories of people’s lives who will be absolutely destroyed by this that we’ll probably never hear. Not everyone will get through or recover from this.

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Also I hope we're all on this same page EVERYONE needs to be brought out of that El Salvadorian hell hole they were ALL wrongfully deported. I mean it's good to focus on 'And this guy was here legally and not ever a gang member AND they're Venezuelan' but NO ONE should've been sent there

After careful reflection, I’m pretty sure I have a trade deficit with the Girl Scouts. Can someone help? How do I fix this? Is it by asking to pay more for Thin Mints?

Of all the things I could do with $25 million, I personally *wouldn’t* choose proving beyond a doubt that people hate me more than they love straight up cash.

Reclaiming a record held by a racist POS must feel great.

Good to see @booker.senate.gov deciding to take a stand. Here’s hoping other senators decide to grow a spine and join him. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I can totally get why Chappell Roan’s comments on having kids rubbed people the wrong way, but I think there’s a lot of nuance being lost in the discussion. Having kids is hard! Yes, you’re tired a lot. You have less privacy and time. You’re at the mercy of someone else’s whims and fancies.