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luftherz.bsky.social
he/him. random. cat dad. dog dad. adventurous. tequila. creative. buddhist. traveler. zombies. halloween. gay. spooky bitch. greenwitch. Insta: https://instagram.com/luftherz?utm_source=qr&igshid=OGIxMTE0OTdkZA==
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Me, writing a scathing review of this stupid FÜM antivape that I suckered myself into buying.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I hereby challenge Elon Musk to the ancient rite of trial by combat. No weapons. Just you and me, hand to hand. /) /) ( •_•) ( 🤌 )🤜 /︶\

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

He could use me til the sun burns out, the stars fall, and the angels above weep:

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It's called "exfoliating", perhaps you've heard of it?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

What do you mean i can't play L4D2 on a Mac? 😡😡😡

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Dear gym gays, everything hurts and I'm dying. Is there literally anything i can do? :(

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

🗣️ @aoc.bsky.social out fighting for the people & federal workers: “Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.” 🇺🇸

submitted 3 days ago • 965 comments

*breathes in slowly*

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone wanna trade for a Charmelon (🔸️🔸️) I need another Charmeleon on TCG.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Not the hypnosis lady making me cry during my nightly weed bath. :(

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Send help. The Gremlin has awoken.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

There's too damn many Pokémon and some of them are dumb as hell. Fight me.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Here's my hot take, if the choice is between defying King Trump and Princess Elon for funding or removing the content you know to be true.....defy them. Defy them so hard. 🖕🖕🖕

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments