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luiscueto.bsky.social
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I’ve never had the pleasure.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

submitted 71 days ago • 1384 comments

Qué error cometí para que me salga esa columna tan blanka en mi feed.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

All I get here is the news. I need memes and funny gays!!!!!!! I know I follow them, where are they??????

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

submitted 77 days ago • 277 comments

Dios, cuánto se demora en secar un puta almohada.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

They know what I want.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Tuve un sueño extraño que me ha dejado revelado algo de mi naturaleza. Iba rumbo al metro de alguna ciudad —asumo por el acento— española. En la entrada había un hombre medio sucio vociferando borracho. Paso de largo, entro al metro. Bajo el primer tramo y en la vuelta me topo con un chico que sube.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Me acabo de dar cuenta que este RT sale vacíoooooooo. ¡¡O sea que Biden BORRÓ sus fotos con Dina en el APEC!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Can't think about this for too long. It seems endless, might actually be endless, don't need it to *feel* endless. One mindless day at a time.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Las fiestas son una maldición. Me encantaría poder decir que me alegra ver a mi familia metida en la casa, but I can *actually* feel my mental health sliding off my mind.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Since this platform is still largely ignored by most, aprovecharé para decir aquí que estoy un poco nervioso por lo que se viene. I don't do too well with moving pieces.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, let’s go…

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

Oh, dear. Someone check on Stefani.

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS FOR FILM *AND* TV GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINEE SELENA GOMEZ LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Leyes de correspondencia.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

“Estamos VIVIENDO UNA RELACIÓN EN TIEMPO REAL”.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

La situación taxi afuera de la fiesta fue más de lo que mi cerebro al 23% quería tramitar.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

El de Dua también está lindo.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

La verdad nunca he sido muy de álbumes en vivo, but this hits SO RIGHT. Lo he escuchado todo el día. Es *hermoso*. 🥲

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking of her.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

girl oh my god lmaooo

submitted 85 days ago • 12 comments

Alguien dijo por ahí que deberían usar AI para generar miles de imágenes distorsionadas de *él* para que nunca lo encuentren y… honestly?

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Me he pedido un dulcecito porque para qué estoy viva sino.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh, she ATE. 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

If you loved a villain with a fuck ass bob as a kid, you’re gay now.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Dua fr, but he just…

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, Bluesky, I see you. You getting good. 😂😂😂

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

My commitment to Bluesky wavers when I pop by the other place and get the kind of spectacular, unhinged content one can only get through YEARS of being a terminally online homosexual. Ese algoritmo sabe lo que quiero y tiene harta madeja de dónde jalar. Aquí aún hay poca tela. 😖😖😖😖😖

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

A qué hora llega Vogue México a Bluesky para funarlos por acá también.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

christmas shopping for my nephew

submitted 89 days ago • 5 comments

Aquí otra vez. 🤓 Wordle 1,261 3/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

yes i'm religious, i believe in the holy trinity.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Crazy how I was constantly bombarded with heterosexual propaganda since birth and somehow didn't turn out straight

submitted 89 days ago • 67 comments

Never heard of this show. I was like wtf does that headline say for a second longer than I should’ve. 😂

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Midnight Train To Georgia de 30 Rock es, quizá, la mejor escena de toda la serie. No me canso de verla, me sigue dando risa, la canto CADA vez que la veo y el cast principal está TAN BIEN representado que si nunca hubiera visto la serie, sabría perfectamente cómo es cada quién. Brillante.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

UGH! Gatúbelas solo Michelle Pfeiffer y ella. 🐈‍⬛ Acabo de recordar que tuve esto y se me perdió en algún momento de la infancia. Qué dolor. La amaba porque venía con su gatito. 🥹

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

El 23 de noviembre, Diana Seminario publicó en El Comercio una columna de opinión en la que presenta, como si fueran verdaderas, afirmaciones cuya indiscutible falsedad no le habría costado ningún esfuerzo advertir. Abro hilo 1/13 elcomercio.pe/opinion/colu...

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

Not @ollyalexander.bsky.social’s bio being gappy toothed gay. 💀

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

When it comes to Drag Race, six is the magic number. UK6 = US6 Reality tv *excellence*.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments