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There’s a secret going around in my friend group. Nobody knows but I told them all so everybody knows. But nobody knows that everybody knows.

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Today someone showed me this “incredible new AI feature” and it was just a regular ass search bar. I hate what they did to the Internet.

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If I could talk to my younger self, I’d obviously give him stock tips but also I’d let him know that whoopie cushions refill themselves now.

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They should make a button up shirt made out of beach towel so I can wipe my sweaty face without ruining my shirt or my face. Someone get on that.

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America peaked during flash mob era

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All my favorite rappers are going gray/bald. I feel old

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Gyms should have touchtunes. Someone get on that

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My dog smelling the treat before she takes it as if she might say no

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I’m coproducing my first show tonight! Mic Check Comedy show is almost sold out at Bughouse Theater in Chicago bughousetheater.crowdwork.com/shows/mic-ch...

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Tf you mean “what happened”? Y’all put it in the URL 😂 slate.com/culture/2025...

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I passed the reaudition for Grad Revue at Second City 🎉! Just a few months left in the conservatory program

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So you’re saying it’s not normal google the tracking number every 10 minutes?

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Go read a book.

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Who tf gave me a podcast? www.youtube.com/shorts/_ad9o...

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The Internet I grew up in was a very different place, still though www.youtube.com/shorts/wpG5E...

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The life of a middle child. You were forgotten as a child. You’re the favorite as an adult.

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If there’s no Department of Education what happens to my student loans?

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Lights went out on the el train. Announcement: “Passengers, passengers. I know it’s spooky right now so if you get scared hold somebody hand I don’t kn-“ I love Chicago

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Well fuck

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Now that I’m a married man, I can only eat half a bag of family size chips to myself 😢 I can still eat a party size though 😇

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In other words, nothing changed about what you can and can’t make jokes about, write stories about, etc. We just value women and feminine voices more now. 🧵3

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For instance, plenty of women had a problem with James Bond being rapey, but whenever a woman mentioned this they were dismissed as a hysterical complaining person. If a man did the same, they were dismissed as a feminine little bitch who was less of a man. 🧵2

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“People are too sensitive now” and “Well that didn’t age well” Here’s the thing. There were people who always had a problem with certain subjects in media. The difference is that we, as a society, used to actively not value women’s opinions. 🧵 1

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As a blind dude, your images mean nothing to me without an alt-text description. I know it’s a pain & I have zero expectations of you using this #Accessibility tool so thoughtfully provided by #BlueSky but I appreciate every effort. It doesn’t have to be The Great Gatsby but please include me 😎

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Got the word “trapperkeeper” as an improv suggestion yesterday. One troupe member thought it was a bear trap. Another thought it was “some kind of job”

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Oh this is wicked, I like it very much.

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It’s always funny when I meet another comic and I get their social to follow them but they don’t follow me back. Like, bro I was trying to network with you not become your fan??? Tf

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Interesting read on how producers made decisions before streaming collider.com/family-matte...

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real talk, the bsky app has come a long way

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Can we leave ASMR in 2024?

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I used exclusively order General Tso Chicken until someone pronounced it differently in front of me. Instead of learning the correct way and growing as a person I now exclusively order Sesame Chicken. It’s been 8 years.

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My wife just tried to a new technique for “burping” our nephew because of TikTok 🤦 What happened to the classics?

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You can’t be the person who never leaves the house AND be the person who takes forever to text back. You gotta pick a struggle.

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“I was supposed to email you earlier this week and I just didn’t” -Me trying to end the meeting early.

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Today’s Chicago street trash is: bread on a mailbox

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Why did I grow up thinking the Myth Buster dudes were actual scientists?

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It’s a scarf winter, yo 🧣

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Just hit the open mic at Lincoln Lodge. It went well. Almost got my next 5 ready #Chicago #Comedy

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Watching Die Hard. The man is in an airport with a piece on his waistband and ripping a cig while waiting for his luggage. What a time.

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Just hit the Christkindlmarket and got my yearly mug as is the Chicago tradition 🥾

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I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

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Anyone seen Arcane? It was just highly recommended to me. A buddy said it was “the best show I’ve ever seen”. Thoughts? m.imdb.com/title/tt1112...

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My group just got done at Logan Square Improv. Lots of funny and nice people in the room. We did well for our first set as an ensemble. #funny #Chicago

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Every week I sit on this couch and notice a new light has gone out. This week, Chris Farley is the latest comedian to be paywalled

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About to do some #improv at #SecondCity #Chicago

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