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During jury instructions, David Bloyed seemed quite amused when the judge repeatedly read his online handle “Schwetty Balls,” and Bloyed looked around the courtroom to find someone who shared his glee. About an hour later, he appeared stunned as the jury declared him “guilty.”

it’s astounding how twitter has quite possibly the dumbest user base of any social media these days

So that's what Big Balls did with the terabytes of data he stole from the National Labor Relations Board a few weeks ago.

And when he says “I don’t see it w Canada” my guess is he assumes Canada would surrender to economic pressure. It’s kind of like he says Ukraine should’ve never entered the war because it should’ve surrendered to Ru demands.

Didn't realize this until just now but Italy has finally, after SEVENTEEN YEARS, exceeded its pre-Great-Recession GDP levels

It's so fucking funny Stephen Colbert's visuals team palette-swapped our parties for the US Audience.

Pope Francis’ Popemobile, “the very vehicle from which he waved and was close to millions of faithful all around the world, is being transformed into a mobile health unit for the children of Gaza.” www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news...

Somehow, Palpatine returned fire.

Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have

We’re living in hell

History records that in 1991 a plumber used his new camcorder to videotape the filming of the bar scene from Terminator 2 across the street from his home, then a few days later, the LAPD beating of Rodney King.

One of the weirdest parts of all this: Trump repeatedly advocates and campaigns on policies such as tariffs, many of his voters tell themselves he doesn't mean it, then he does it, and not just does it but throws it in their face, and they keep not believing him and calling people who do "deranged."

Ahahahaha honestly wow

Is nuclear deterrence real? We all get to find out together.

“police kidnap de blasio’s daughter and issue veiled threat demanding the mayor authorize specific tactics” is a thing that happened and was a blip in the press

very strong headline

scott bessent: we're not talking to china the markets, after someone posts "BESSENT TALKING TO CHINA" with no source in all caps:

Interesting that PP and Carney ran in ridings right next to each other.

Meanwhile, over on the Rebel's livestream, Ezra Levant is pledging to do everything in his power to keep Doug Ford from becoming leader of the federal Conservatives.

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

"And other attacks on their country"

color revolution might be more likely if he *accepts* it, man

Jets just gonna blow this one, I guess.

Americas starter Pokémon

FT: Trump “has puzzled trade negotiators in Tokyo after complaining about a test where he claims a bowling ball is dropped on a car .. “.. Japan does not carry out such tests ..” @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/b545...

one of the bravest people of this century so far. RIP. hope you find peace somewhere.

The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.

💯

Recommend taking a breath on this. This guy has not been a reliable source for breaking news and this isn’t being reported anywhere else right now.

Remains crazy that chinas opening shot was to execute some dual Canadian citizens and hit us with more tariffs

average viral trend in 2014: lol let's pour water on our heads and donate to charity! average viral trend in 2025: what's up gang i'm here at the labor camps

*chuckles nervously*

My phone just served me this picture, from a March 2021 CNBC hit, and I want to put it in a museum of pandemic times.

"It should be illegal for the government to raise revenues to pay for services."

The Trump administration about to start garnishing the wages of student loan borrowers who are late on their payments.

Editor creates an AI executive who is "an expert at building and scaling digital media companies." Decides within minutes that the AI is "one of the most knowledgeable and energetic colleagues" he's ever had. Asks the AI to create a headshot of itself. It does. He sexually harasses it immediately.

I'm losing my mind The Union grindset guys were everywhere

I don’t think the X Files works in a world where the people running the government believe in conspiracy theories and the theories are all antisemitic at their core. None of this is fun or kooky anymore.

god they just went in in MSpaint and added the text using the text tool, which you can tell because it's all just oriented pefectly with the axis of the picture

Where does the “Abolish ICE” movement go to get its apology? open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

this is horrific. it's sexual harassment and abuse.

Twitter phasing out DMs the day after it comes out that Elon has been using them to arrange drive-through bastards with ladies who were fired from podcasts is so fucking funny