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submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

That guy is Executive Director, Naval Sea Systems Command. He's basically the guy in charge of making sure the boats are good boats. And he has to send a frantic email out telling everybody to treat DOGE like a phishing attack.

submitted 3 hours ago • 34 comments

i dont want to blow a ninja turtles brains out with a school shooter gun

submitted 2 hours ago • 8 comments

acab includes people who police gender

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

If you followed me in the last week, which is like a quarter of my following somehow, you have an assignment to do: Give public comment defending trans people's access to passports that reflect their identity, or unfollow me right now. If you need, I'll list some talking points below.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm trying to clean who did this?! ( it was me )

submitted 12 hours ago • 22 comments

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

submitted 1 day ago • 122 comments

20+ year old German car literally filled with dirt, somehow far cleaner than mine

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

(Content warning rape) The administration is planning to move all trans women, including those who have had sexual reassignment surgery, to be housed with men. It was never about protecting women. They want trans women to be raped and killed. It explains the funding cuts to SA nonprofits.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

right now is probably the perfect time for foreign intelligence agencies to get a ton of valuable information about our federal government just by sending an email asking for it

submitted 6 hours ago • 9 comments

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

submitted 6 hours ago • 50 comments

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

submitted 11 hours ago • 178 comments

A king sending his troops to quell unruly Bostonians is a decision that always works out great for the king, historically speaking.

submitted 6 hours ago • 17 comments

Chi- and please hear me out on this, -cago

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

only one way to handle this

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

every nazi deserves only one thing:

submitted 10 hours ago • 10 comments

BEGGING one of the bajillion federal employees to leak the email address so the inbox can be flooded with goatse and pig poop balls

submitted 6 hours ago • 10 comments

So transphobia, imo, is structurally very similar to antisemitism -- both get much of their force from the fear of a SECRET Other, an Other who can pass -- and it's because of that, i think, that transphobia and antisemitism are uniquely DERANGING to bigots.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

this reads like a shitpost

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

Note the sleight-of-hand here: those defending the status quo CHOOSE to focus on the protesters and the validity of their tactics, then cry "See? People are talking about the protesters, not the issues." YOU are talking about the protesters. That is a choice.

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

What if Schrödinger's box had a another option

submitted 7 hours ago • 17 comments

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

submitted 5 days ago • 831 comments

STOP reading books and START drinking paint

submitted 10 hours ago • 22 comments

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

submitted 84 days ago • 30 comments

The 8th Amendment is too weak; it should demand the death penalty. Perpetrators of cruel and unusual punishment on behalf of the state should be publicly hanged. This is not a joke.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

If you followed me in the last week, which is like a quarter of my following somehow, you have an assignment to do: Give public comment defending trans people's access to passports that reflect their identity, or unfollow me right now. If you need, I'll list some talking points below.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Good afternoon! here are instruction on how to leave public comments of dissent on the U.S. passport changes. We have until March 17th. Join me in leaving a comment. @aoc.bsky.social @nerdjpg.com please boost!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

it's posting hour

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

either being targeted or recruited by the most powerful mob family: the Lesbians

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Explain to her why her joke is so funny bro she probably doesn’t even know why what she said was so funny

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Turn boats around

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

you know how we do, booped up on a saturday

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I can be trusted with warlock powers

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

A bunch of you are suddenly going to stop posting and I'm keeping an eye on which

submitted 20 hours ago • 9 comments

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

submitted 16 days ago • 168 comments

put on your porridge pants and do the porridge pants dance fill them up and throw them at vance

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

either being targeted or recruited by the most powerful mob family: the Lesbians

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments