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Furthermore, if we are to take the absoluteness of the Fifth and Eighth Amendments seriously, the perpetrators and facilitators must be executed.

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This is a concession by the U.S. government that its “arrangement” with El Salvador is irrevocable. To me this has to be grounds to argue that the arrangement itself is unconstitutional under the Fifth and Eighth Amendments

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a frequently useful guideline in 2025 is “if a billionaire says something that might have a reasonable interpretation you agree with, they don’t mean the reasonable version you’re thinking of”

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float like a butterfly, exhibit absolute servitude to the queen like a bee

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dub techno but for taking a bath i call it tub dechno

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I want to get every one of these guys together in one place and just see what happens

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Someone set fire to a Jewish Governor’s house just after the Seder.

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I DON’T MISS BREAD ALREADY IM FINE!!!!

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you're tellin me a pepper oni'd this pizza ?

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just cannot emphasize enough here that the whole "actually inhaled steroids cure measles" illustrates how none of the antivax stuff is actually about big pharma, it's about virtue signaling to other narcissists about how much cleverer than doctors they are

submitted 15 hours ago • 19 comments

If the government can pay a foreign state to imprison you and, in so doing, remove you from the protection of US law, the Constitution is worthless.

submitted 19 hours ago • 83 comments

When all the homies are donettes

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spending my sunday doing the lord’s work: white collar crimes (according to the current interpretation by modern american conservative christians)

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As far as I can tell, The Masculinity Crisis is about two things considered problems: - It's hard to meet women - Women are everywhere Always feels like these two problems should resolve each other, but I'm no sociologist

submitted 6 hours ago • 31 comments

i wish the new york times would puff my piece

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need the boop to kick in so i can feel like

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Me pronouncing pineapples like Minneapolis will probably come up in divorce court

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Never Stop Posting

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Listen, just because I did something objectively unethical you don't suddenly get to judge me for doing it. What gives you the moral high ground?

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"Declining birthrates" Kuzgesagt is just Bill Gates' Nazi propaganda for Rick and Morty millenials

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I find it funny how often people misdiagnose money laundering fronts but never recognize pretty obvious fencing, like the booth selling Tide for less than retail at the flea market or someone selling freshly sealed Apple products for below MSRP on Facebook.

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

Bumping my bsky action figures together to make them kiss

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

prosperity ahead

submitted 16 hours ago • 99 comments

every one of these deregulated markets guys is a regulated market guy who hasn’t been punched in the face yet

submitted 18 hours ago • 12 comments

more people need to realize that actjally

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sure seems like it yeah

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no i just have to Always Be Posting or my entire world collapses. it's not just about liberals

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American police spend billions on tasers and taser training and yet they still default to unleashing a hail of bullets when confronted by a kid afflicted by cerebral palsy

submitted 23 hours ago • 8 comments

Going to become an internet darling by getting on Jeopardy and answering every question with “what is Skibidi Toilet?” and then dabbing until Ken Jennings beats my ass, the episode never airs, I post the video, it gets 18 likes

Furthermore, if we are to take the absoluteness of the Fifth and Eighth Amendments seriously, the perpetrators and facilitators must be executed.

This is a concession by the U.S. government that its “arrangement” with El Salvador is irrevocable. To me this has to be grounds to argue that the arrangement itself is unconstitutional under the Fifth and Eighth Amendments

a frequently useful guideline in 2025 is “if a billionaire says something that might have a reasonable interpretation you agree with, they don’t mean the reasonable version you’re thinking of”

float like a butterfly, exhibit absolute servitude to the queen like a bee

dub techno but for taking a bath i call it tub dechno

I want to get every one of these guys together in one place and just see what happens

Someone set fire to a Jewish Governor’s house just after the Seder.

I DON’T MISS BREAD ALREADY IM FINE!!!!

you're tellin me a pepper oni'd this pizza ?

just cannot emphasize enough here that the whole "actually inhaled steroids cure measles" illustrates how none of the antivax stuff is actually about big pharma, it's about virtue signaling to other narcissists about how much cleverer than doctors they are

If the government can pay a foreign state to imprison you and, in so doing, remove you from the protection of US law, the Constitution is worthless.

When all the homies are donettes

spending my sunday doing the lord’s work: white collar crimes (according to the current interpretation by modern american conservative christians)

As far as I can tell, The Masculinity Crisis is about two things considered problems: - It's hard to meet women - Women are everywhere Always feels like these two problems should resolve each other, but I'm no sociologist

i wish the new york times would puff my piece

need the boop to kick in so i can feel like

Me pronouncing pineapples like Minneapolis will probably come up in divorce court

Never Stop Posting

Listen, just because I did something objectively unethical you don't suddenly get to judge me for doing it. What gives you the moral high ground?

"Declining birthrates" Kuzgesagt is just Bill Gates' Nazi propaganda for Rick and Morty millenials

I find it funny how often people misdiagnose money laundering fronts but never recognize pretty obvious fencing, like the booth selling Tide for less than retail at the flea market or someone selling freshly sealed Apple products for below MSRP on Facebook.

Bumping my bsky action figures together to make them kiss

prosperity ahead

every one of these deregulated markets guys is a regulated market guy who hasn’t been punched in the face yet

more people need to realize that actjally

sure seems like it yeah

no i just have to Always Be Posting or my entire world collapses. it's not just about liberals

American police spend billions on tasers and taser training and yet they still default to unleashing a hail of bullets when confronted by a kid afflicted by cerebral palsy

Going to become an internet darling by getting on Jeopardy and answering every question with “what is Skibidi Toilet?” and then dabbing until Ken Jennings beats my ass, the episode never airs, I post the video, it gets 18 likes

drag lipsync competition that goes 12 rounds with boxing-style scoring

ramen noodle rèmy martin

These racks r accruing interest obama

just became rich (moved the couch away from the wall)