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I'm gonna keep being my queer little self teaching my queer little classes to my queer little students and there ain't a fucking thing that orange bitch is gonna do about it

I wish that Reacher guy was bigger

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

We're all tired of the OpEds and the hot takes. I want someone in the press pool to stand up and say "wow, you all sound fucking stupid"

OpenAI: China stole our tech!! Luddites: Oh weird how'd you make your tech in the first place OpenAI: 😡

She is a tiny lil bb

I've reached a point where I do not discuss politics or national news with friends and loved ones. I know we feel the same way and it only makes us enraged or depressed. I'm focused on finding joy where I can and keeping those spaces safe.

You expect me to be interested in a song that's made by ai. A thing that couldn't care less if someone puts it's heart in a blender

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

Therapy on NYE just feels right

Whoever put that wig on Nathan Fillion should be sent into the Phantom Zone

I love it🥹🥹🥹

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

Trying to figure out whether or not to see Kraven this weekend

Today is the last day of my first semester as a professor. I have truly fallen in love with this career and, while I'm excited for a break, I'm already looking forward to next semester. Leaving the corporate world was the best thing I've ever done.

Adult films give young people a really unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

Rich people used to travel and go about exclusively in covered carriages because they were afraid of being accosted by poor people, and I think we should bring that back tbh (the fear)

I'm polyamorous because I want to have a "will they, won't they" moment with every single person I meet

Who's trying to get weird in Branson? lmk

ACAB includes your elf on the shelf

Introduction: I'm a queer, polyamorous, college professor from the Midwest. I love plants, comic books, science, swimming, being ridiculous, and being cute. Let's be funny, flirty, and kind!

Period

it’s about damn time

Stop hitting me up on Grindr unless you look like this