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lxvndxr.bsky.social
strange but not a stranger, i’m an ordinary guy lifesizejosuke.tumblr.com prev: lxvndxr on twt (she/her)
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It’s all happening on X

submitted 7 hours ago • 11 comments

Any team that openly supports LGBTQIA+ rights, especially these days, deserves our support. #HockeyIsForEveryone

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

? #fireemblem #fe3h

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

a daughter is a chihuahua you get kidnapped by

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“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”

submitted 3 days ago • 71 comments

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defining the romantasy genre for the next thousand years with this one sentence

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LITERALLY the best girl ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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gimli ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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i dont need can to win i need america to lose

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gimlis so cute???? aragorn and legolas got a morbid song about their fates from galadriel and he's like hello???

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hi all, we've launched an official chill guy store. it's still in its infancy so check out its current collection and be on the lookout for new stuff in the future ✌️ the link's in my bio

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

hoshi woozi album

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is buddy gendered here. asking if this should go in the folder of all the other times i say “wife” and everyone assumes im a dude. this guy and a PA for the wendy williams show.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Hey All: Google is pulling the "automatically on for anyone over 18" bullshit with Gemini that the Dropbox did for its AI, but I can't afford to ditch Google Drive/Docs/Workspace. If you have a personal Google Account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off...

submitted 39 days ago • 22 comments

this how i want the white lotus sibling storyline to go down w the two brothers and the sister Period

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Starfighter 💋

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

claudia #iwtv

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jason isaacs accent in the white lotus….its all over the place like hes texan??? but he sounds australian

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i watch hockey for the plot

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Three fights in first nine seconds of US vs. Canada game at 4 Nations www.detroitnews.com/story/sports...

submitted 8 days ago • 902 comments

forgot to bweet it but this was me watching usa vs canada last night

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this meme format always makes me laugh cuz i just think of the original

submitted 8 days ago • 22 comments

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

submitted 8 days ago • 141 comments

💗Valentines day sale💗 🍒5 slots Available 🍒 💖Please share 💖 🎀Examples in the comments🎀 { #commission #clowncomm}

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

happy vday im hanging out on the edge of my tub to keep my wife company while she has a stomach ache on the terlit from all the damn frozen custard we ate ❤️

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NEW YORK (AP) — New York's governor refuses extradition request for doctor charged with prescribing abortion pills to Louisiana minor.

submitted 11 days ago • 80 comments

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

sorry im reading a book about joan of arc thats crazy some lady could just come to court and be like “a virgin from the marshes of lorraine will save us”. like how do i get her job

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

america is gunna be destroyed by an old orange man, but saved by a virgin orange man

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courts dont have their own oracles anymore what the FUCK ever since the pandemic and inflation. and the 15th century.

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its wild how much better the two towers book is then the first book. like once tolkien fitted legolas and gimli together as boyfriend/girlfriend the whole series comes together. no tom bombadil jumpscares

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

extremely important PSA

submitted 13 days ago • 73 comments

i should at least go unlock my twitter so the fbi can see all the fun and good times i had qrting people with “die”

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girls when they have to write an email

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Art by • Ernie Chan

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me: i'm alright, how are you? bank teller: i'm fighting demons me: am i a demon bank teller: come on.

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

i miss my twitter friends for real except i dont miss seeing rts of rohan. so i miss maybe some of my twitter friends more then others

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

dont look at my dusty fucking work computers apc unit under my desk Look at my dog

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The Chiefs have lost the Mandate of Heaven

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

@phillipbankss.bsky.social this is crazyyyyyy this is DK from the kpop band seventeen

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(As farmer is solemnly leading me out behind the barn with a loaded revolver in hand) Hell yeah, so you said there was like a house party for me back here with 5:1 ratio girls to guys?

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