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goodbye eagle kenny 😔

it’s me i’m baby

ice cream or mashed potatoes

how do I parlay mites on ice !!!!

me to practicing catholics today

I’m giving away a signed Cooper DeJean Jersey To enter: RT this and Follow me Winner picked in 24 hours. Good luck #PhiladelphiaEagles #FlyEaglesFly #NFL #GoBirds

he actually wears green for go birds

2025 has already taken so much from us 💔

where was his spring training invite

Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)

spring training groundhog day 🤝 phils are back

Can’t stop thinking about my Uber driver from Allentown who called the streets of Philadelphia “disorganized.” How much more organization are you looking for than a grid 😭

the love of your life is not on the apps. the love of your life is on broad street and will be getting into a verbal argument with a police horse within the next six hours.

If the SS United States ever finally leaves the pier, put Mayor Parker on it

thx birds

go birds forever

folks, we’re officially in parade mode

I tweeted this in 2018 and it’s still true as ever… TOM BRADY IS NOT HANDSOME

HBD COOP OMG

tackle the refs

GO BIRDS to each and every one of you 💚

….why is the Ben Franklin lit up red??? traitor ass bridge

Punxsutawney Phil:

thank u nfl network for ur timely rebroadcast of SB52. my brain needed this tn

me to every single car that stops in a crosswalk

this is my book club actually and this is exactly where we meet

I studied comedy for the better part of a decade and I still couldn’t write something that funny holy shit

LMOOOOOOO

Zack Baun lifetime contract.

Go Eagle (this is about Jalen Carter being back on the field)

Jake………..

holy shit saquon u r everything 2 me

Oh no, the Hard Rock Cafe?? I’d be even more owned if they took Geno’s next.