Profile avatar
m00nninjaskythe.bsky.social
Demigod of Mediocrity Represent the 0% https://linktr.ee/m00nninjaskythe
210 posts 48 followers 118 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 45 Comments 5

Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate theonion.com/heaven-...

submitted 14 hours ago • 29 comments

youtu.be/aDyQxtg0V2w?...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Trump becomes president and now everyone wants to cosplay as Kobe. #NotTooSoon

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I get really tired of every time I tell the story of my dad's downward spiral and then demise that I keep getting interrupted with someone chiming in and asking me if my dad got the COVID vaccine and then try to link anything I said to said vaccine.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

THIS👏IS👏WHAT👏YOU👏VO👏TED👏FOR👏

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Oh shit! Gaymer investment (not immersion) are disrupted with an evolved form of the color yellow. Hopefully, Eyebrows can distract them by convincing them to suck him off again (that's a real DEI problem there, amirite?)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/c-WATaCy51k?...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I got my first check from Twitch. Bring the cocaine and hookers!!!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Ever since Beetlejuice 2 came out, I've been haunted by shit articles about other older movies finally getting a sequel that no one asked for. Basically, I just want a nativity scene that's a replica of the Luigi hit.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This country sucks. Can I get a reroll?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Dumb customer hates sugar but drinks beer. Proud fractioned Scandinavian heritage but hates DEI (could only spell out the D and E). Kept crying because I wouldn't give him attention. America is over cooked.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

screenrant.com/deadpool-and... Rob Liefeld is a bitch! Rob Liefeld is a bitch! Rob Liefeld is a bitch! Rob Liefeld is a bitch! Rob Liefeld is a bitch! Rob Liefeld is a bitch! Rob Liefeld is a bitch! Rob Liefeld is a bitch! Rob Liefeld is a bitch! Rob Liefeld is a bitch! Rob Liefeld is a bitch!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Enjoy "Clarity" by @pashangaudio.bsky.social & Shred Krueger set to a video edit by the one and only Robin Lights: youtu.be/5OT7Ha9XiUs?... #Synthwave #Retrowave

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/AzMo-FgRp64?...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Nevermind, I'm changing my theory on the FuckUpism of America back to my very first theory which is the creation of the show Law & Order.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

DING! Level 41!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

❌ Twitch Partner "MelonieMac" has been banned! ❌ https://streamerbans.com/user/meloniemac?s #twitch #ban #fifthban #partner #twitchpartner 👩

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

It wouldn't have been a DEI problem if it was a WHITEhawk helicopter.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

What does Elon Musk Believe? youtu.be/TcwqGd5Fw1s

submitted 25 days ago • 16 comments

More like Make America QVC

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/RscaFf3beZ0?... FUCK YES!!!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

It's crazy to think I almost died 5 hours ago being stuck outside this morning in 29°F weather for about an hour before finally getting help. 24/7 locksmith service is a scam.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Cool, locked myself out of both my truck and house.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Social Experiment Time I'm gonna start flipping people off into their face and say "My heart goes out to you" and we'll see how many people will take offence from: 1. The symbolism of the middle finger 2. The mockery of phrase 3. Me fingering the empty cavity that once held a brain

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

We just had to give David Lynch a proper tribute #POSTAL4 #screenshotsaturaday

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 29 days ago • 142 comments

Man, can't wait for all the shit big time streamers to get their early "review" copies of Assassin Creed: Shadows and wait to make their yay or nay decisions based off of what The Almighty Eyebrows has to say.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 124 comments

Dammit, I need to reinstall Fortnite on the new rig so I can purchase all the Hatsune Miku stuff.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Interesting, Fallout 76 hates Windows 11

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

When beating your roided 2-inch meat to snuff you drew in crayons gets you nationally embarrassed on TV and internet. Get fucked loser.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

My new PC arrives today.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Dystopika

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/by2pM_0Sf8c?...

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/jT2S5QO6P80?...

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

This past weekend, I actually saw people wearing MAGA hats and 1776 shirts. My only thought at these times: "I'm surrounded by fucking failure fairies."

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/p2RQeNQ-YpM?...

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Just so you know...

submitted 43 days ago • 33 comments

I love how people originally were so upset about the art direction for Marvel Rivals and it's now one of the top games out there. Get fucked.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Thou shalt not blame ‘DEI’ for *checks notes* natural disasters. That is the dumbest thing God has ever fucking heard.

submitted 44 days ago • 168 comments

FDT

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments