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I'm a jammy egg kind of guy
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

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Staying hydrated today by putting plastic bottles of water up my butt and clenching when I'm thirsty

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

One William Dollars and One Jillian Dollars are married and in love

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Charli Xenoblade Chronicles X

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I love ramen, but I don’t eat it that often these days, so I do a thing to honor it in my own way: I keep a single noodle from each bowl in my pocket until the next time I have ramen and I replace the previous noodle with a new noodle (newdle).

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bob woodward and carl bernstein in the parking garage: you want us to call you what

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we both jack off but I do it in a far more postmodern and rhizomatic way than you could ever imagine

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I love you, Chicago

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MAGGIE MUENSTER MAGGIE MUENSTER

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I want more out of life I need more out of life I want more out of life I need more out of life I want more out of life I need more out of life I want more out of life I need i want i need i want i need i want i need i want more more more more more i deserve more i deserve more than this oh my GOD

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Being unemployed was really fun but also horrible i eish we could survive off part time work

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people who have a 9-5 job with an hr lunch break should just shut the fuck up. & if it’s work from home, i don’t want to hear you speak ever again

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

On the tinned fish train today, ate very thin sliced boroña with avocado, kumato and a wrinkly goat cheese (Blakesville After Glow, beautiful cheese. Been eating it with rose petal jam too) topped with sardines. Also drank a weed cocktail with Kratom and for some reason i feel like a hot bad bitch

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Maggie

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I am so conflicted about a lot right now but i know i love being home and my apartment is such a cozy and safe place

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Eartha Clit

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Clit Eastwood

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Maggie Knows

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My beautiful girlfriend and our cat if you even care

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

*lick lick lick lick* *nibble nibble*

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The other day my friend @rosieterror.bsky.social sent me photos of myself that she took and here are a few of my favorite ones

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Clown squishmallow collection

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Shrek, he lives in an onion under the swamp

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Hey can i come over and do this

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Neverrrrryyyoooouuuuumindddd

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NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HAD A BUNCH OF HITS CHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK AND I THINK ITS FLY WHEN GIRLS STOP BY FOR THE SUMMER FOR THE SUMMER I LIKE GIRLS THAT WEAR ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

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G°th on the TL

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me: time for bed brain: what is charlie brown’s last name

submitted 17 days ago • 11 comments

Maggie (pictured) keeps getting up on the top of my shelf (bottom of said shelf pictured) where I keep my bones (so many bones) and she has already broken a few things. So Maggie is now a Criminal in this household. But we love her to pieces regardless. I love you, Maggie

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San pellegringo

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This girl on Mythical Kitchen looks like a FINE asf Earl Sweatshirt an i can NOT stop thibking abt her

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Robert Fester Kennedy

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Today I hung out with my dad and at the end of the day he said to me: “Time flies like the wind and fruit flies like bananas” I cant stop thinking ab it tbh

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