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They screwed this all up.

submitted 3 days ago • 43 comments

Tomorrow in the NYT: Nothing emphasizes the elderly and out-of-touch character of Democratic Party leadership than their reluctance to allow a new generation of white nationalist 19-year-olds to have access to everyone's tax records

submitted 5 days ago • 139 comments

Elon Musk: *Throws a Nazi salute, twice* Elon Musk: Says Germans should stop feeling guilty about the Holocaust Elon Musk: Boosts Holocaust deniers, retweets antisemitic conspiracy theories People on the Internet: HE POSTED 14 FLAGS, IT'S A SECRET MESSAGE, HE'S A NAZI Yeah, guys. It's not a secret

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Trump thinking he and Putin will just decide Ukraine's fate without Ukraine even being in the room is totally on brand for Republicans who repeatedly hold congressional committee meetings on women's rights without a single woman being present.

submitted 5 days ago • 42 comments

Walt Whitman was a great poet but he really knocked it out of the park with his chocolate sampler.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

The time shall not be many hours of age More than it is, ere foul sin gathering head Shall break into corruption.

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

Pretty sure he is serious here.

submitted 11 days ago • 49 comments

Today, Republican Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna of Florida stated that she intends to call members of the Warren Commission to testify for her investigation of the JFK assassination. The problem, of course, is that all seven members of the Warren Commission have been deceased since 2006.

submitted 11 days ago • 158 comments

Super Bowl 2026: The NFL, smarting from JD Vance’s criticism of the 2025 halftime show, presents Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Carrie Underwood singing “Camptown Races”

submitted 12 days ago • 96 comments

It’s terrifying, honestly, when I realize how dependent we are on Amazon and how hard it is going to be to disconnect from it. But this is one piece of the effort — another better approach to E-books. Because admit it. You think Jeff Bezos won’t disappear disfavored e-books if Trump demands it?

submitted 13 days ago • 110 comments

Google like

submitted 16 days ago • 10 comments

Canadian MP Charlie Angus while vowing to call Trump's trade war bluff on CNN just now, "This isn't gunboat diplomacy (laughs). I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase."

submitted 19 days ago • 149 comments

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

submitted 20 days ago • 1507 comments

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

submitted 21 days ago • 312 comments

Lee Atwater had a pungent and famous quote about how once conservatives could no longer use the n-word they used things like “states’ rights” to invoke the same spirit. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration any more — if it ever was — to say they use DEI as the n-word.

submitted 23 days ago • 107 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 88 comments

Democracy Now! is pretty great and far too undersung. www.democracynow.org

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

submitted 29 days ago • 88 comments

“What were you thinking during that last lap?” “Well…my in…stincts…uh…my instincts just…kind of… You see him, right?” “See who?”

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

"I'll take movies for $400" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter "You gotta be kidding me"

submitted 62 days ago • 138 comments

Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?

submitted 50 days ago • 24 comments