Today, Republican Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna of Florida stated that she intends to call members of the Warren Commission to testify for her investigation of the JFK assassination.
The problem, of course, is that all seven members of the Warren Commission have been deceased since 2006.
The problem, of course, is that all seven members of the Warren Commission have been deceased since 2006.
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On the other hand, if she could actually raise the dead, perhaps she would also want to hear from JFK himself. Makes you wonder what she's trying to cover up...
Sorry to all rocks!
This Congress?
Piffle!!
Remember Henry VIII tried Saint Thomas Becket’s dead corpse for treason 400 years after his martyrdom.
This Congress will cite the precedent.
Chicken, arise...
Let's all join hands and help the poor thing.
This has included using techniques developed in Area 51 to extend their lifespans.
I’m not a conspiracy nut.
🤷🏾🤪
Oh, she’s gone, too
Nevermind.
The cos playing GQP Congress are a troupe of jesters capering for their lunatic lord.
3 years, 11 months, and 8 days more of this crap. (🤞🏼)
Can't blame them for the fact a tweet's wordcount didn't leave room for the whole corpse thing...
I’m not a legal expert, but these questions need answering!
Republicans have such intelligent ppl🥳
Source: luna(tic)
note: you’re much kinder than me!
She could DEMAND they rise from the dead and all.
I’m sure Elon could help with that.
I was busy updating my map of the moon to the mark the craters that are made of the different cheeses he declared were real too.
Gotta add that to my list. Thanks!