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I love it when the fanbois tell us we're just envious. Yeah, Pablo Escobar owned a lot of houses and shit too.
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The internal excuse for this pathetic capitulation is often “we need to stay out of politics.” How convenient for authoritarian governments. #idiocracy #traitors

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As at least some right wing governments are dispatched, keep this in mind: “conservatives” = Russian collaborators (or dupes in some cases). #idiocracy #traitors www.bbc.com/news/live/ce...

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submitted 15 hours ago • 286 comments

These people are just wrong about literally everything.

submitted 1 day ago • 292 comments

Democrats should probably start acting as if a fascist regime was sending agents of the state to arrest them without warrants for political crimes—because that’s exactly what is happening.

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

So erstwhile co-president Elon shows up in the oval for his goodbye ceremony with a shiner and obviously high and the next day his handpicked choice for NASA administrator, official with most immediate impact on businesses, gets kicked to the curb. Thoughts?

submitted 3 days ago • 114 comments

He’s also not the biggest and most consequential con artist in world history, and he’s also not a mass murderer. #ElonQ

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I keep seeing people say Musk “failed” in his government takeover. No, he did not fail. He shut down investigations into his businesses, he garnered huge contracts, and he stole the personal data of everyone in the US. That’s not a “failure.” This motherfucker won, and won big.

submitted 3 days ago • 83 comments

Yes, you did vote to deport moms.

submitted 3 days ago • 4950 comments

He literally spent $291 million to elect a convicted felon.

submitted 4 days ago • 56 comments

Yeah, but it’s a Republican trope that goes back to James Watt, Reagan’s Secretary of the Interior and probably a lot further. Why save the planet, or anything else, when Jesus will be here soon? You’re going to die anyway, why should you care? #idiocracy #traitors

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Of course. It’s the New York Times. #idiocracy #traitors

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Hey, consider it ignored, right now. Mr. Backfire is the future. That is clear now. #idiocracy #traitors

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Headline: "Republicans Would Have Impeached Joe Biden 100 Times for the Stuff Trump Is Doing" Yeah. We know that. We all know that. So why does the Democratic Party still act as if Eisenhower were leading the GOP? Knife to a gunfight, certainly since Reagan and arguably since Nixon. #idiocracy

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Couldn’t happen to a nicer fraud. #idiocracy

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty good day for knowing what we already know, which is that nearly everything Trump has done since taking office is illegal. #idiocracy #traitors

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The internet was a mistake

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

In the movie, this is roughly the point Max von Sydow shows up with a large pistol. #ElonQ

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submitted 7 days ago • 743 comments

Of course they do. It's about hurting you because it feels good. Consequences don't feel good. #idiocracy #traitors #welfarequeens

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Kabuki theater. #idiocracy #traitors

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

“Theft Or Die” as a business strategy means your industry is a criminal enterprise.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I half convince myself this one is somehow "better" he proves me wrong. Let's just reposition crypto as a national lottery and to hell with it. #idiocracy

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Precisely correct. #idiocracy

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So one feeble old man jerking around the world’s economy doesn’t activate any sort of ancient league of shadow warriors? Mislead by Hollywood again!

submitted 9 days ago • 40 comments

But they were supposed to make 5500 pickup trucks per day to keep up with “demand” for a $39k truck with 500 miles of real world range

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

They just ran a commercial for Google AI where a guy was making pasta sauce and poured too much sugar in, and the AI suggested he turn it into cookies (?). Then he ate one and was like “mmm!” What the actual fuck is wrong with this whole planet man

submitted 9 days ago • 95 comments

Good thread. When there’s a decent chance that your money ends up in the hands of a useless jerk, why contribute anything at all? #idiocracy

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I just can't wait for the outcry from Democrats in Congress about this. #satire #idiocracy www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-visits...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

We are entirely in the hands of #traitors and #criminals. #idiocracy

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Who agrees with AOC....

submitted 84 days ago • 790 comments

THEY ARE AN INVASION FORCE.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It's possible -- and hear me out now -- it's possible nobody in the administration knows what's going on

submitted 12 days ago • 39 comments

The only consolation is that more of them will probably die, because they don’t believe in any other precautionary measures either. #idiocracy #traitors

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

running a "general solution to self-driving" fraud for eight years, and then building a 10 vehicle "robotaxi" fleet in one city, apparently with remote active safety supervision and then saying you're "a couple years behind Waymo" is like puking on a rug and saying you're almost Jackson Pollock

submitted 13 days ago • 27 comments

Pathetic. The right wing project of the last 50 years: first buy the media, then use it to turn as many people as possible against their own interests, by leveraging racism, sexism and especially make believe grievance. #idiocracy #traitors

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Definitely not a cult. #tslaQ

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

#traitors

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What’s wrong with a little more upward wealth distribution while destroying everything people pay taxes for in the first place? #idiocracy #traitors

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Obscene. The market value of the truth is at an all time low, while obsfucation and lies smash through the top of the chart. #idiocracy

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

👇👇

submitted 17 days ago • 961 comments

Best Friendly Fred headline ever. #ElonQ #tslaQ electrek.co/2025/05/16/e...

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

More of The Right Stuff.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Vlad’s nearly at the finish line and not a peep from Congress. #idiocracy #traitors

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Never. Literally incapable of self-reflection on this institutionally.

submitted 17 days ago • 36 comments